A Priest, a Rabbi and an Atheist walk into a bar....
The priest sits down and begins praying that God will perform a miracle and place a drink in front of him.
The rabbi does the same.
The atheist simply sits at the bar and flags down the bartender.
When no drink appears the priest exclaims 'God must be testing my faith!' and prays harder.
The Rabbi ponders for a moment and then says 'He must be punishing me for something from the past.'
The Atheist rolls his eyes, orders a drink and when gets it replies 'Well, I guess if this God of yours exists, I'm his favourite!"
---hooray! my first ever priest, rabbi atheist joke!!! :D I feel proud!