i just had to do it. it was funny
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I punched myeternalregret in the arm (-10 points). Last Sunday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Tuesday presenting_me and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In February I bought porn for zon (10 points). In September I pulled _like_whoa's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-54 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
mylifesknife