Daddy needs a new iPod Shuffle

[mylifeofcrime]

Okay, the following is the essay I wrote in hopes of winning Melvin a little Melvin Jr. I'm sorry it's not as funny as some of my other pieces. If I had my way, I would write a sarcastic essay about how white people are so much better than everyone else, but I'm sure it would be lost on the heathens that will no doubt grade it. Without further

Comments

[stickerwigger]

bo's not black

[expiredhearts]

Dude, I really enjoyed that. But most of all, the last two sentences. Great! Melvin Jr. is yours.

P.S. Love your vocabulary

[happyendings232]

i have to say that tomfoolery is by far my favorite word. along with trickery. add me to friends?

[foreverending13]

Theres a winner! But what would YOU do with an ipod shuffle, you have a 40 Gig.

niiiiiiiiiiiiice

[curlcrazy88]

congrats! You make DYWC proud with your witty remarks!
-michaela