for Stephanie
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu...
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Politician - Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price
difference for the Politician?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to
clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu...
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Politician - Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price
difference for the Politician?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to
clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."