Oh frappe. You have me hooked on these things.
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
The sanity bill.
2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
Hmm. I would say someplace classy, but those usually end up being too stiff-necked for me to be truly relaxed and romantic. I would say right next to the fireplace, preferably one of those small outdoor chimeneas.
3. Last time you puked?
Um....last May? It was food poisoning, and I happened to be naked. Weird.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
When I was five.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Haro.
6. What would you really rather be doing right now?
Exploring someplace interesting.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Fighter pilot, archaeologist, treasure hunter, naturalist, writer, secret agent.....meh.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
One so far.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
It was the closest to the bed, and I happen to enjoy it very much.
10. GAS PRICES! First thought?
Abominable.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you...
Oh god. Only one?
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
What alarm?
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
No idea. It probably didn't make sense anyway.
14. Favorite style of underwear?
Boxers, so long as they're not white and covered in hearts.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Hmm. Your typical girly panties, small, tight, and easily pull-offable. Preferably in pinks and pastels. But really, I'd be perfectly content if I discovered there weren't any panties to begin with.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Dishes.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
Nah. I'd volunteer at a museum, though.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in for the win.
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Fall asleep on each other after a long, interesting, deeply personal conversation.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
Curved like a scimitar, it is.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
It depends by what you mean. "Old" as in not a child, around 11-12. "Old" as in my youth is slipping away, not in your dreams.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
Blade Runner.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Ham.
25. What do you get every time you go into Costco?
Half the fucking store. *shakes fist*
26. Beach or lake?
Lake. Unless its a very secluded beach.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
What the hell does that even mean? I'm fine with marriage, but I don't think most people ever take it seriously enough. I personally prefer moving in with someone and actually living with them for a year or two before spending half my life savings on a huge emotional risk.
28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
If you see me on MySpace, shoot me.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
SoCal girls. No matter how much I hate them, I can't help liking them.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
By definition I wouldn't divulge that information, now would I?
31. What's your drink?
H20, on the rocks, shaken not stirred.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Redskins all the way.
33. Cops or Robbers?
Cops.
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Mr. Barrero. And maybe some of my high school crushes.
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
I wouldn't know. I don't listen to radio anymore.
36. Norm or Cliff?
What?
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons.
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Clinging to the corpse of love.
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
Yes, invariably. I'm pretty sure if Satan himself would sit across from me, I would have no choice but to like him.
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Fitty Cent, Paris Hilton, and the entire top brass of MTV.
41. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Alive? Arthur C. Clarke or Ray Bradbury. Dead? Stanley Kubrick.
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
That bear from the Downy commercials. If you mean sex, though: ROSARIO DAWSON.
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
No, but it makes a gosh darn coat hanger.
44. Last book you read for real?
I, Robot.
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
I have a teddy army, for I am the Teddy Master.
47. So, where in California you've never been and would like to go?
Yosemite.
48. Number of texts in a day?
Almost nil.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
Career? Hah! Relationship? Already ahead of ya, pal.
50. Do you go to church?
Hell no. Too traumatic. Cathedrals, though, kick ass.
51. Pencil or pen?
Pencil.
52. Bueller??? Bueller??? Bueller???
Ugh.
53. How many jobs have you had?
Uh...three? Four? Five? Unless you mean paid jobs, in which case I've had none. All my work has been volunteer.
54. What do you want to achieve in life?
Make a movie, change the world. Write a book, change the world. Preferably both. And I'd like a threesome as payment.