P3rsian M0nkey: Quickly please, I am begging you.

Mar 02, 2006 23:04

aisforamoeba: what is your middle name
P3rsian M0nkey: ariel
aisforamoeba: would you say this is a girls name?
P3rsian M0nkey: oh yes, of course
aisforamoeba: how does this make you feel?
P3rsian M0nkey: like mermaidy
aisforamoeba: interesting...
P3rsian M0nkey: alex what the fuck are you asking dude
aisforamoeba: what does this look like to you ( ) )?
aisforamoeba: just answer these motherfucking questions or i'll gut you.
P3rsian M0nkey: great way to motivate me to answer these questions
aisforamoeba: what does IIIIID look like to you?
P3rsian M0nkey: ask yourself that
aisforamoeba: im interviewing you asshole, i ask the questions here
aisforamoeba: lets start over
P3rsian M0nkey: interviewing for what?
aisforamoeba: What is your favorite color?
P3rsian M0nkey: gay clubs of america?
aisforamoeba: if you so choose..
P3rsian M0nkey: My favorite color is turquoise.
aisforamoeba: why turquoise? what does turquoise do for you?
P3rsian M0nkey: Turquoise is a color of mixed feeling between mellow and happiness.
P3rsian M0nkey: A state of emotion that I often admire.
aisforamoeba: no way i didnt know that, moving on...
aisforamoeba: why did you wear suspenders today?
P3rsian M0nkey: The reason I wore suspenders today was because I see everyday as something that we can't ever have again, so why not take the opportunity to change the routine?
P3rsian M0nkey: You'll eventually reminisce about it and admire it.
aisforamoeba: i think i'll understand what you meant one day.
aisforamoeba: why do you hate indian people?
P3rsian M0nkey: The reason why I dislike Indian people is because of their foul taste in food, their hideous looks and their personality being utterly full of shit.
aisforamoeba: could this just be a stereotype? or do you feel you know them all.
P3rsian M0nkey: A stereotype is based on factual circumstances, but it has been exaggerated.
P3rsian M0nkey: So if that is the case, I have met a variance and been a close friend of one to judge them.
aisforamoeba: yeah no i think you just agreed that you are stereotyping the rest of them to your own "close friend"
aisforamoeba: anyway, moving on...
aisforamoeba: do you still like to do that thing you do with your trash can? if so, please explain.
P3rsian M0nkey: No comment?
aisforamoeba: are you answering my question with a question?
P3rsian M0nkey: Apparently you are.
P3rsian M0nkey: No comment.
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