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things i won't be thankful for this thursday:
awkward conversations with relatives going something like this:
"oh, so how's santa barbara?"
"it's g--"
"have you met any cute boys up there?"
maybe i should just wear a sign? yesh?
"hi, i'm hillary. no i haven't grown taller. santa barbara's great. i'm trying to major in psychology and art and ironically i don't have a high enough gpa for psych, so please don't judge me, but i'll probably end up just a studio art major. deal with it. stop asking these kind of questions and maybe five years from now i'll invite you to a gallery opening. no there aren't any boys in my life right now. i'm tired of the typical isla vista eye candy that dances with you and then leaves you because you won't let him shove his hands down your pants. i'm having fun with no attachments. even though i'm slightly envious of the fact that most of my friends at home all have boyfriends. i'm only nineteen. calm down, give me a break, go finish your turkey."
sadly, i don't think that would fit on a single sign so i'll have to endure the awkwardness.
awkward conversations with relatives going something like this:
"oh, so how's santa barbara?"
"it's g--"
"have you met any cute boys up there?"
maybe i should just wear a sign? yesh?
"hi, i'm hillary. no i haven't grown taller. santa barbara's great. i'm trying to major in psychology and art and ironically i don't have a high enough gpa for psych, so please don't judge me, but i'll probably end up just a studio art major. deal with it. stop asking these kind of questions and maybe five years from now i'll invite you to a gallery opening. no there aren't any boys in my life right now. i'm tired of the typical isla vista eye candy that dances with you and then leaves you because you won't let him shove his hands down your pants. i'm having fun with no attachments. even though i'm slightly envious of the fact that most of my friends at home all have boyfriends. i'm only nineteen. calm down, give me a break, go finish your turkey."
sadly, i don't think that would fit on a single sign so i'll have to endure the awkwardness.