2nd Myrm

[mylife4food]

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[Returning to his tent outside after a long shower, Guy stumbles in his yard and stops. Yes, he seems to be having quite a bit of trouble. With his hair. Walking and braiding his hair at the same time can be difficult, okay? He's focused on doing it by feel behind his head and his tongue is poking out of his mouth thoughtfully. Oh gosh,

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[k1_sauce]

[ Oh look at that hair.

Keiichi will just be looking from behind at what is quite obviously a girl trying to do her hair......... ]

[mylife4food]

[Oh.

Oh! It's getting even worse. Soon enough, he takes a rubber band out of his pocket and just ponytails it up. Rubber bands are painful in the hair though.]

[k1_sauce]

[ Oh, hey, she seems to be--

Something is not right. Keiichi squints. He senses something is very wrong.

But doing the smart thing, he completely ignores. He will get closer, now actually not looking at the target, because he must not be caught staring when initiating conversation! ]

Hey, need some help?

[mylife4food]

Ah...perhaps.

[Turning his head.]

Do you think you could handle this?

1/5

[k1_sauce]

I can handle ju--

2/5

[k1_sauce]

3/5

[k1_sauce]

4/5

[k1_sauce]

You're--!

5/5

[k1_sauce]

[ He points at this long-haired trickster--a felon, a liar!--dramatically and furiously and stomps his foot. He stifles a 'Not again!'. ]

YOU! HOW COULD YOU?! YOU...YOU MONSTER!

[mylife4food]

E-Excuse me?! I am no monster and I will have you apologize for those words!

[k1_sauce]

[ Keiichi falls to the ground, punching with one hand and rubbing his eyes with the other. He looked at your butt, Guy.

He looked at your butt. ]

I...I can't go on. To be deceived so easily--! I've lost my right to be a man.

[mylife4food]

[Suddenly feeling sorry for this guy.]

...it is possible to regain those rights.

[k1_sauce]

[ Keiichi LEAPS THE FUCK UP. ]

Impossible! At least last time he was in a dress and a wig! I have no excuse!

[mylife4food]

It is not impossible! Regardless of your situation, if you dedicate your life to helping others, you can call yourself a man!

[k1_sauce]

A life of selflessness and celibacy is the only way to regain that which I've lost! Traveling the countryside as a nameless priest helping the sick and downtrodden!

This is the fate I have been dealt by own foolishness.

[mylife4food]

You do not have to go that far but it is certainly respectable.