It has been wayyy too long since I've updated!
So God fucking damn... whats up E-world? It's been so long since I've updated. Tooo long! All I have to say is that the past 4 months have been an "off the hook roller coaster" its been fucking downnn! This past week alone has been amazing it started off with me sneaking outta the house on Sunday night and taking a drive to Huntington Beach with Joser and Erica, on the way back home and after all this talk of Rosarito, I decide I'm down to head over there with Erica after work the next day and meet up with the guys...sure enough 8 o clock the following evening Erica, Mary B, and myself are speeding down the freeway to go meet up with Steph in San Diego. We pack up Stephs sweet little Scion with all of our shit (even though were only going for a night) and head down to Mexico to fucking party that shit up ROSARITO style. So we get to Rosarito at around 11ish and hit up the strip where all of the clubs are, then we start looking for the guys and after about half an hour of searching we find Manny, Joser and Hector in some random little hole in the wall bar. So we decide on this one club called "Iggys" that charges a 15 dolllar cover with all you can drink alcohol so sure enough were fucking down...it was awesome! We find Ericas 2 cousins Ashlen and Amber and 2 friends (forgot their names) and before you know it we have a sick posse (cuz you know we roll deep) haha, even in Mexico. Erica and I start the night off with an "Adios Motherfucker" and before you know it were all fucked up and I've had almost everything on the menu....after that I remember dancing with the "crew" on stage...Downing Tequila from a guy with a whistle for like a minute (Which is weird cuz I hate that shit)...getting dragged to the dance floor that was filled with foam and bubbles.....Steph scratching her car on some gate....ending up at a strip club called BADA BING! lmao!...being really excited about ending up at a strip club called Bada Bing...getting even more drunk...having lots of money for strippers...realizing that I've been jacking the money from the strip table and thats why I have all that money...making strippers dance on our cocktail table (cuz im down like that)....making them give Hector and Joser lap dances...throwing cash at them like I'm a rapper in a music video...ending up on stage with them...laying on the stage and having like 2 strippers dance over me and try to get my clothes off...and basically leave with nothing but crazy memories. All I know is it was Freaking Crazy!!! And yes I am well aware that I myself might be crazy, hahaha. After we went to Josers grandpas house, and I pretty much knocked the fuck out. In the morning I woke up and realized that Josers grandpas house has the best view you could ever see of Rosarito beach, his house was PIMP! And from what Joser tells me, his grandpa is pretty pimp also. So we all get up and get ready and then go to get some comida. So everyone is all crazy with their Mariscos shit and Erica and I get some bomb ass CARNE ASADA tacos for like 6 bucks, and let me tell you they werent no bullshit tacos. They were bomb! So after all that we head back to LA with a hangover and a bomb ass story to tell. So that was just Monday and Tuesday....But I'm way too tired to really get into detail with the rest of the week so ill just list what went down.
-Had a bomb ass 4th of July at Ericas house.
-Watched "Get Rich of Die Trying" and realized 50 cent is one down ass motherfucker.
-Went to a Dodger game with my co-workers and then went to the premiere of Pirates part 2 (Which was fucking down but kinda long).
-Then Friday hit up like 2 parties but couldnt hang because I was so tired from the long ass week and ended up falling asleep in Ericas car.
-Then today fucking busted a sick ass mission cleaning out My grandpas house in Chino with Joser, Erica and my sister to get ready for my party ("Chunk-a-pa-looza""One Night in Joserito""Lacey-Palooza""Jazz-fest")this Saturday which by the way is gonna be fucking huge and off the hook ill post up new flyers on this bitch soon. Anyway it was a mission the place was a mess and all I have to say about it now is "UuNggHHHH bitch!" its fucking tight now so yeah.
Well thats all for now Im fucking tired as hell I dont even know why I started this shit so late but Lots of love to everyone out there in Lj world and be at my party Bitches ill be making a guest appearance at the bar tending table for one hour only cuz ill be too busy either in the pool, danceing or jumping on the trampoline instead of serving all the homies up like I usually do. Haha PEACE!
As always ♥Jasmine
-Had a bomb ass 4th of July at Ericas house.
-Watched "Get Rich of Die Trying" and realized 50 cent is one down ass motherfucker.
-Went to a Dodger game with my co-workers and then went to the premiere of Pirates part 2 (Which was fucking down but kinda long).
-Then Friday hit up like 2 parties but couldnt hang because I was so tired from the long ass week and ended up falling asleep in Ericas car.
-Then today fucking busted a sick ass mission cleaning out My grandpas house in Chino with Joser, Erica and my sister to get ready for my party ("Chunk-a-pa-looza""One Night in Joserito""Lacey-Palooza""Jazz-fest")this Saturday which by the way is gonna be fucking huge and off the hook ill post up new flyers on this bitch soon. Anyway it was a mission the place was a mess and all I have to say about it now is "UuNggHHHH bitch!" its fucking tight now so yeah.
Well thats all for now Im fucking tired as hell I dont even know why I started this shit so late but Lots of love to everyone out there in Lj world and be at my party Bitches ill be making a guest appearance at the bar tending table for one hour only cuz ill be too busy either in the pool, danceing or jumping on the trampoline instead of serving all the homies up like I usually do. Haha PEACE!
As always ♥Jasmine