Feb 23, 2005 20:01
I know what you want.
And I know what you need.
But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, 'cause I'm an idiot,
and I'm your boyfriend, yes I am.
And I'm gonna take you out, leave my wallet home,
then I'll use you cell phone, baby,
long distance, and i'm your boyfriend.
Baby I know,
I'm a man who's made mistakes.
I've still got some learning to do.
I made out with your best friend the other day.
And now, we're best friends too.
Yeah.
And I know what you want.
And I know what you need.
And I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, 'cause I'm an idiot.
And I'm your boyfriend, yes I am.
And I'm gonna get you a gift , but it's something I like too.
Hope you like this Norelco Big Trimmer.
Has my name on it, and I'm your boyfriend.
I'm gonna get real drunk and call my baby up,
4 o'clock in the mor-hor-hor-hor-ning!
Wake you up.
I'm an idiot.
Pick up the phone.
Come on.
Now look, let's get in my dad's SUV,
and we'll go over to my house, my crib, my pad.
I'll tell my mom to go to sleep,
then we'll have the living room all to ourselves, you see.
We'll put on some great DVD's I picked up.
How about, like, something like the Matrix.
Ooooooh. Ahhhhhh.
I can turn my boom-box up, and make the bass
smack the side of my momma's couch-uh.
Hey baby, you like fine cooking?
'Cause you know what?
I got a Swansons dinner in the freezer,
with your name on it.
Check it out.
Yeah.
I've got a permanent wave, yeah.
I got an ogilvie home perm, baby.
I honk the horn.
Can you honk the horn?
Can you honk the horn?
Let me hear ya honk it.
Come on.
And let me hear you say uh-uh.
Let me hear you say uh-uh-uh.
Let me hear you say uh-uh.
Let me hear you say uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Oh-oh Yeah!