Memo: GRRRRRRRRRR
To whom it may concern:
Well instead of dwelling on the horrible shit that happened last night, I’ll try to focus on some of the high points of yesterday and last night.
Improv preformed 5,6, & 7 hour at school. It went pretty fucking awesome, I think it was the funniest I have ever been. The whole team did amazing, everyone worked the crowd and it made for many a laughs. I was told in between 5 and 6 hour that I made some kid laugh so hard he broke his chair in the auditorium. So I carried around the seat for the remainder of the show.
Improv was only the beginning of what I had to look forward too. I still had my party to attend to. All in all it wasn’t horrible except for a few things. My guess is 50 different kids showed up through the period of the night, that’s about 23-25 more kids than I wanted to show up. Bummer. Tcham vomited on my dining room table, which I had to clean up, and then again on my bathroom floor, which I also had to clean up.
For those of you who didn’t know my party was a KING OF THE PARTY party, meaning whoever stayed up the longest was the king of the party, fitting it was I, and my queen for the night was Courtney who I am in forever debt to for cleaning up the house periodically through the night while I kept the partiers under control.
Now for the best part. I wake up this morning to people talking about Tyler pissing in my room on the carpet. AWESOME, I thought to myself. I’m assuming he had a dream he was pissing in a toilet and pissed on my carpet. I’m pissed dude, that carpet really brought the whole room together. Then after that Nate was like “yeah and someone puked on your front porch.” Even better news that you want to hear right when you wake up in the morning so what I do is go get a mop and push it off the fucking porch. So much vomit cleaned up.
I will conclude this memo with a statement about the future of parties at my house. AHEM. Fuck all you fuckers, hope you had a good time, cause it’s fucking the last time you vomiting, carpet pissing, cigarette smoking, stealing, and just down right stupid people will ever party at my house. Oh and have a nice day.
Signature X D A N Y O L L
Well instead of dwelling on the horrible shit that happened last night, I’ll try to focus on some of the high points of yesterday and last night.
Improv preformed 5,6, & 7 hour at school. It went pretty fucking awesome, I think it was the funniest I have ever been. The whole team did amazing, everyone worked the crowd and it made for many a laughs. I was told in between 5 and 6 hour that I made some kid laugh so hard he broke his chair in the auditorium. So I carried around the seat for the remainder of the show.
Improv was only the beginning of what I had to look forward too. I still had my party to attend to. All in all it wasn’t horrible except for a few things. My guess is 50 different kids showed up through the period of the night, that’s about 23-25 more kids than I wanted to show up. Bummer. Tcham vomited on my dining room table, which I had to clean up, and then again on my bathroom floor, which I also had to clean up.
For those of you who didn’t know my party was a KING OF THE PARTY party, meaning whoever stayed up the longest was the king of the party, fitting it was I, and my queen for the night was Courtney who I am in forever debt to for cleaning up the house periodically through the night while I kept the partiers under control.
Now for the best part. I wake up this morning to people talking about Tyler pissing in my room on the carpet. AWESOME, I thought to myself. I’m assuming he had a dream he was pissing in a toilet and pissed on my carpet. I’m pissed dude, that carpet really brought the whole room together. Then after that Nate was like “yeah and someone puked on your front porch.” Even better news that you want to hear right when you wake up in the morning so what I do is go get a mop and push it off the fucking porch. So much vomit cleaned up.
I will conclude this memo with a statement about the future of parties at my house. AHEM. Fuck all you fuckers, hope you had a good time, cause it’s fucking the last time you vomiting, carpet pissing, cigarette smoking, stealing, and just down right stupid people will ever party at my house. Oh and have a nice day.
Signature X D A N Y O L L