How to be an asshole: a user's guide

[mylarwoman]

Comments

[urbangeisha]

I'm employing these techniques RIGHT NOW

but before i do...come to the park?

[mylarwoman]

Okay, cool. What time do you want to meet up? Can you give me at least an hour to shower/dress? Ring me.

[ironed_orchid]

Darling, I think you need to join elitistasshat. Not that it's very active anymore, mostly the occasional post by would be trolls or elitists which gets shot down by old members.

But you know me, so that's an in.

[mylarwoman]

Thank you, I have!

[prukinski]

Nah, I don't need any of these tips. I'm malapropism prone and know nothing, and I don't think anyone would mistake me for someone that wasn't an asshole.