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Hetalia Kink Meme Prompts Summary (I only link to fills of pairings I like in this post, here you can find many more)
-Germany/Prussia -
- A Curious Kink - creampie
- A Major in English is the finest Degree - Teacher(Prussia)/Student(Germany) relationship
- African Heat - sex in a desert (WWII + Rommel included in the story)
- Aldophes - young!Tutonic!Prussia/Germany. shota
- All Hallows Eve - One of the two wears their 2010 Halloween Costume
- Anniversaries are the fucking Worst - footjob, Germany is the receiver
- Apples to Apples + Sequel - Germany turned on by Prussia's eating an apple
- Ashamed - Prussia feeling guilty about the way he raised Germany.
- Auferstanden aus Ruinen -
- Awaking Alone - the (re)unification of Germany or German Unity Day
- Beer Makes Good Sex - The Brothers wander home drunk.
- Benefits of Spring Cleaning - sex against a washing machine
- Big Germany - Prussia enticing Germany to gain weight
- Brotherly Affection - Germany wants to bed his brother.
- Cabin Fever - Cliche Christmas sex
- Call The Police - Germany gets an erection in public and Prussia decides to 'help' in getting rid of it while pulling his brother into a semi-public place to blow him.
- Chess Piece - Prussia and Germany being forced to fuck by the Allies.
- Cleaning Germans - Germany and Prussia cleaning up the bedroom after a really messy sex
- Count the Hours, little Flower - Germany is becoming a teenager. Puberty is always a bitch. And then she has her first sex dream as she cuddles in Prussia's bed for the night.
- Die Qual Der Wahl - genderbent!Prussia
- Dinga-linga-ling - Prussia spikes Germany's drink and makes him party
- Delicious Blasphemy - Young Ludwig's first forays into candy making. Kink is shota!incest.
- Don't hold back - Germany/Prussia - double ended dildo.
- Entrepreneurship for Empires - Making a porno and failing miserably.
- Fairy Crowns - Prussia and little!Germany, flower crown
- First Blood - pains of raising a girl
- Game Trap - other nation having sex with Germany, Prussia watching
- German Reunification - The brothers reunite on the Berlin Wall. Sex.
- Gil, you fucking weeaboo - Gilbert making Ludwig call him Nii-san in bed
- Historical Value - Prussia in his Duchy outfit
- Hot Chocolate - Prussia receives a box of chocolates in the mail. The chocolates contain aphrodisiacs.
- How our Muscles, Bones and Sinews Tangle - Gilbert being held down by Ludwig
- Kiss me, Sleeping Beauty - Germany doesn't want to kiss Prussia after a blow-job
- Late Sunday Afternoon - Germany watching Prussia masturbate
- Lepus - Germany and Prussia watching a meteor shower
- Lessons in BDSM - Prussia teaches Germany everything he knows about BDSM
- Little Brother Knows Best - Germany wakes up one day to find the Teutonic Order staring at him
- Make a seasoned pass - Spain and France fuck Prussia in front of Germany in a concerted effort to get Germany to fuck Prussia.
- MMM - Mutual Molestation Monster - Prussia & Germany get attacked by that infamous tentacle monster at the same time.
Both are forced to watch each other get off/get fucked by the various tentacles
- Molestation - simple blowjob + handjob
- Morning Glory + Untitled fill - Prussia watching fem!Germany change
- Night Movements - fem!teen!Germany having the first wet dream in Prussia's bed.
- Night Storms - Kid!Ludwig & Prussia; Afraid of Thunderstorms
- Never Felt So Good - Prussia gets someone to dress up as him and then gets them to fuck him.
- No Birds, No Bees - Prussia teaches Kid!Ludwig about sex. Shotacon.
- Nursing - fem!Prussia breastfeeding little Germany, later Germancest
- One Cut, one Tattoo, and One Beer - Prussia comes home circumcised from America
- One for Monday - Germany comes from a day of work aching and Prussia tries to make him feel better by giving him a massage
- On The Bridal Bed - fem!Prussia/Germany, wedding night
- Overcoming Sensual Deprivation - Germany sees Prussia working with his glasses and is turned on
- Pastrami - Sex in the Backseat of Ludwig's Car.
- Possession - brutal kisses
- Prayers to the Unborn - belly loving, Prussia being all cuddly and hyper about fem!Germany's pregnancy
- Public Decency - Prussia wearing very tight jeans
- Rabbit and Chicken, brother? - Germany likes bilingual men. So Prussia tries to learn another language (other than Russian) to seduce his brother.
- Reasons for Exorcism - Ghost!Gilbert gets his brother off.
- Red Oni/Blue Oni - fem!Prussia is a succubus seducing Germany
- Rough Smexing - Ludwig and Gilbert like it rough when they fuck.
- Rub-a-dub-dub, Ludwig in the tub - bath time with Prussia and little!Germany
- Secret Admirer - Prussia is Germany's secret admirer
- Secret Nights - teen!fem!Germany/Prussia, seeing each other before marriage, premarital sex. (De-anoned and altered version: Towards German Unity)
- Shame - AU Gilbert/Ludwig incest, with seriously underage (but still teen, not shota) Ludwig.
- Show Me Your Teeth - Halloween Costumes + Full Moon Fever. werewolf!Germany, vampire!Prussia
- Slap It Again, Baby - Prussia with a daddy kink spanks Germany while he fucks him
- Sleep my Baby Brother - brotherly sleeping-together
- Soft Curls, My Sacrifice - fem!Germany used to have long hair but she cut it off to disguise herself as a soldier
- Stronger Than Marriage - Germancest fluff
- Straight into Hell I Walk - sword lessons turn into sex, Germancest shota with young!Germany
- Take Flight - Airplane bathroom sex
- The Devil's Hands - Germany is a slut for Prussia
- The Dial That Turns - German bros using the famous fucking machines - Prussia bottoming
- The First Step - Ludwig getting caught watching his brother indulge himself.
- The Guru's Advice - young!Germany tops Prussia and is awfully bad at it. Prussia asks France for help, and he gives advices for better sex
- The Hell Of Haystacks - cow!Germany is in love with his owner Gilbert who uses him for profit only in the beginning, but grows to love him too later on (based on a comic)
- The Little Things - little things Germany loves about his brother
- The Wall - Sex against a wall, Germany topping
- The Victory Celebration - sex after the Reunification
- This Will Not Turn Out Well - Prussia/fem!Prussia/Germany
- Tickets - Prussia has a bad day, Germany cheers him up
- Two Men, One Brother - Prussia is injured, little!Germany crawls into his bed to listed to his heartbeat
- Untitled - Prussia is masturbating to his own reflection in the mirror and Germany accidentally walks in
- Untitled - fem!Germany/Prussia
- Untitled - Germany fucking Fem!Prussia with a Bratwurst
- Untitled - Prussia grows a beard, Germany complains it prickles his skin
- Untitled - Berlin as their child, lots of fluff and family moments
- Untitled - smoking kink; Prussia admires Germany while he smokes
- Upside-down Call of Duty - Prussia deepthroating Germany
- Waking Up Prussian - the brothers have swapped their bodies
- Wanting Prussia - noncon; Prussia is persuaded by Russia to rape his brother in order to unite them again
- What Happens in the Alleyway - Gilbert and Ludwig getting caught by an Officer. Oral.
- Wodka - drank!sex, awkward morning
- Worn - both too tired to top
- You're Never too Old - brotherly sleeping-together 2nd fill
Germancest Kink Index (the new one)
- Spain/South Italy -
(hasn't been updated since forever)
- Age Quod Agis - teacher/student AU
- Communication Is The Key - Handcuffs, Romano being convinced to let go of his inhibitions
- Dat Ass - (not official title) Fic based on this picture. Romano finding this picture and ogling it madly.
- Delectatio Morosa - Lovino is a prostitute and Antonio becomes a regular customer. It starts off all physical, but it eventually develops into love.
- In Which Spain has sexy dreams about his boyfriend - Romano and Spain having sexy dreams about the rest of BTT joining them
- It's You - Recently Romano has started seeing Spain, and Italy falls for him and tries to steal him (consciously or unconsciously). However, unlike all the others, Spain simply just prefers Romano.
- Gluttony, Avarice, Lust - fem!Romano, Romano, fem!Spain, Spain foursome
- Looking Glass - Sex in front of a mirror.
- Office Sex - Spain invades Romano's office, Romano fights until the end but Spain makes him beg for it.
- One day, tomatoes will be a fashion hit - The Italies discuss their boyfriends.
- Prisoner - fic based on this pic.
- Rule Breaker - Spain keeps deliberately saying and doing things that will make Romano angry, because that in turn makes him become more vigorous and impassioned.
- Spanking - Romano knows that Spain is actually quite strong and could completely dominate him if he wanted to
- Take it Out! - Anon feels like having a nice ass full of cum, used and abused.
- Untitled - Morning sex while Spain is still asleep or Morgasm
- Values Dissonance - Spain taking a consenting somewhat older S. Italy's virginity.
- France/Germany -
- Chapter - pregnant!Germany, mpreg
- Choose, Compel, Demand - Germany/fem!France, sex during her period
- Dig Your Grave - Prussia being jealous over France's and Germany's relationship.
- France Never Behaves - France being open about their relationship
- Going Cuckoo - role-playing spoiled by laughter
- Never Surrender, Never Forget - WWII roleplay in bed
- Quiet Mornings - EU husband and wife
- What Are You Doing Down There - blowjob in a completely dark restaurant
- Other/Germany -
- A Generous Host - (Germany/World) Germany in heat
- A Wild Stallion - Italy turned on by Germany horseriding.
- All In One Night - (Allied Forces gang-banging Germany)
- All You Have - Belarus raping and torturing Germany to revenge her brother
- Door Stopper - various/Germany, gang-bang, Germany desperate for cock
- God Has No Place Here FIRST PARTS + THE REST - (Germany/England) Bonding during the WWII
- I Can't Believe I Just Wrote This - Bad Porn, Bad Euphemisms, Lolz
- Indulgences - Humans/Germany, gangbang. Germany initiates it.
- Lost Virtue - (Hungary/Germany) Hungary rapes Germany with a strap-on dildo after a lost bet
- On A Smoky Summer Evening - Germany gets hurt and Liechtenstein comes to patch up his wound.
- Refuge (Rated M for Manly) - Sweden/Germany, Two burly men having slow, sensual sex.
- Sado-Narcissism - (Nazi!Germany/Germany) Bathroom Sex
- Sea Lion's March - (England/Germany) AU, WW2 setting, dark, lots of violence, torture, sexual threats, use of racial slurs.
- Sorted out for E's and Whizz - Germany and Spain clubbing
- The German Blossom - Allies gang-banging fem!Germany, Prussia forced to watch, non-con
- The Other Western Front - (Prussia/Belgium/Germany) Threesome and alcohol
- The Sanctity Of Marriage - England attempting to marry Germany with Prussia cock-blocking him through the bureaucracy
- The Shy Couple - (Ukraine/Germany)
- To The Hell And Back - (fem!Gemany/Italy) Germany being a domina in bed
- Untitled - (Germany/England) A lot of spluttering, awkwardness, pride, and Lolz
- Untitled - (England/Germany) The morning after
- Untitled - Germany/Latvia, frottage and handjob in a sauna
- You Want Fries with That - Germany loves America's hamburgers
- Others -
- A Moment Of Pleasure - Prussia/Old Fritz Erotic poem
- Austrian Hospitality - Austria gives Prussia an enema. Non-con, but no sex
- Caring for Sic Kids - Germania caring for his grandkids
- Daddy Dearest - Sweden/Finland, daddy kink
- Everybody Loves Me - negative repercussions of being called a slut
- I Love War - personification of/meeting with war itself
- Let Me Warm Your Bed - Ukraine getting off at depraved scenarios
- Love Me, Love My Dick - Belarus/Ukraine England's magic gives Belarus a penis
- Louis The King - Louis XVI's last words: "I pray to God that the blood you are going to shed may never be visited on France."
- Property - fem!Prussia being tied down and left for any guy nation who passes to fuck
- Still Crazy After All These Years - Prussia/France Sex in the kitchen
- The Ways We Play - Estonia/Prussia, fucking machines
- Truth or Dare Hetalia style - the title tells it all
- Twilight Galaxy - FrUK tentacle!France, consensual
- Wild Fantasies - BTT Imagined Spain/Prussia via France
- Young Lust - Under-aged Belgium can't buy a sex toy yet so she uses her creativity.
- Untitled - Prussia/fem!France/Germany + fem!Nazi!England
- Untitled - France/Prussia, blowjob
- Untitled - SwedenFinland In Which Body Hair/Manliness is Recognized
- Untitled - Turkey/Greece frottage, fight for dominance