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So I got arrested because I smelled like alcohol because I had just got off work at the bar and I drank some NyQuil because I am very sick. So this morning on my way home, I was pulled over for speeding and arrested for a DUI because I had just drank the nyquil and then got the breathalyzer test.
So...thus ends the wonderfulness.
So...thus ends the wonderfulness.