The Baker Legacy 7.3
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Previously in Baker Land:
Liam and Dashiell had the greatest bachelor and wedding in Baker history (so far). Klaus was born. Dervish became an old man, and there's a new baby on the way.
Jener: Someone's been sleeping in my bed and he's still there!
Jener has been reading too many storybooks to his nursery kids.
You wanted a new baby, Liam. You deal with it.
My first prom! Sadly it was all wrong.
First of all Michael got invited by his cousin. His child cousin. Made me realize that one, this save is a tad glitchy, and two, there are too many Bakers in this town. I think they've started inbreeding.
Michael got prom king because he's awesome.
...no comment.
And thus ended Michael's prom. He ended becoming Stephan's boyfriend, but I made them break it off for obvious reasons.
Klaus had a birthday.
I like this look.
This is Dashiell's mother in case you were wondering.
Ready to pop...
Now!
Jener: I don't know what to do! Where does it even come out from?!
Liam: Don't worry, I got it.
Dashiell: So what should we call him? Maybe Robbie or Kyle? Have you realized we keep having boys? Isn't that weird?
Dashiell is also an excitable parent. And they keep having BOYS, any other gen I'd be thrilled, but not when I have green plans! /sigh /love them anyways.
This is Remy. Hallo there random blond gene.
Someone forgot something at the stove because of Remy's birthday.
And everyone freaked out.
That's 11 sims freaking out at the same time (counting Remy). And Dashiell yawning for a grand total of 12.
Nuba grew up too.
The adults got yet another free vacation.
Which left Michael as mother hen.
He had to balance keeping up with his homework...
..and taking care of his siblings.
Remy: Doggie!
Michael: Remy? Did you touch Nuba when he was dirty?
Remy: Dirty!
Michael: Ok. I'll give you a bath next.
Klaus: I am a dinosaur!
Silas: Does this mean I can't be the dinosaur?
Klaus: ROARRRRRR
Michael: I need to feed the dog too.
Silas: I'll be a prince then.
Lily: Princess Lily is here.
Klaus: Roar.
Michael: This is too much pressure. I need a break.
Second Cousin Ramon: Party!
Second Cousin Ramon: WOOT WOOT!
It was also Silas's and Lily's birthday.
Pre-makeover.
Post-makeover.
Jamison: Hello, everyone. Sorry I'm late. Jamison is here!
Michael: Hey, Jamison. I saved that chair for you over there.
Jamison: Thanks, Michael!
Jamison: Uh? What was that?
Jamison: It wasn't me!
OMG Michael's face.
/ Dead.
Pat still follows Michael around.
Michael: Listen, Pat. I'm just too old for this. I think it's better if I stop talking to empty air.
Awwwwww.
Michael: Yes! People won't think I'm crazy anymore!
It's not a teen party until someone crashes on the floor with some suspicious liquid.
Uh Oh.
Michael: Everyone needs to leave!
Michael: Leave!
Michael: Please?
Rupert: Whatever. This party blows anyway.
So the kids ran off thinking Michael's party sucked.
Everyone tried to clean up the place.
And for a while it looked like it worked because the adults went straight to bed after their trip.
And then morning arrived.
Michael: It smells like a pigsty here.
Dervish: You had a party!
Dervish: I still got it.
Silas: It wasn't even my party. It was Michael's!
Liam: Your father liked to party. He also liked to handle suspicious drinks! You didn't give any suspicious drinks to unsuspecting boys or girls did you?!
Liam: Did you?
Silas: What are you talking about?
Liam has unresolved issues.
Ash is the only one Nuba gets along with. It's cute.
Dashiell: Don't worry about what your grandpa said, son.
Michael: I was just a little bored.
Dashiell: I completely understand. I remember the party days when I tried to get your dad drunk so we could make babies.
Michael: What?
Dashiell: Forget I said that. You're off the hook and I'll buy you that game you wanted.
Michael: Yay! Thanks, dad!
I think Michael is a sucker for presents.
Lily: This whole grounding business is such garbage. Just like homework.
Klaus: Lily. I'm trying to eat my salad.
Silas: Don't listen to her, Klaus. We'll go to the park later. Here have some waffles.
Klaus: I want to grow up already.
Nuba is officially Ash and Dervish's dog.
Nuba: Master! ♥
Washer - 1
Bakers - 0
Silas: Michael what did you do when you had this class?
Lily: No! He's helping me with my math!
Michael: I want to grow up.
One day the happy bubble burst.
Dashiell: I can't believe you were so careless!
Liam: Why are so upset? It's unexpected but we can do it.
Dashiell: This is not about money, Liam! Dammit!
Dashiell: Dammit...
Dervish: What was that about?
Liam: It's okay, dad... I just found at I'm having another baby and Dashiell was a little surprised is all.
Dervish: Want me to talk to him?
Liam: No, I'm just going to let him cool off. It'll be fine.
Dashiell: Hey, Remy. How's my baby boy! Seems your going to have a new brother or sister...
Dashiell: What was Liam thinking?
Dashiell: This is my fault, Remy. I just want you to grow up well and happy.
Dashiell: I'm sorry I overreacted.
Dashiell: This is my fault. For the things I never told you.
Liam: You can tell me anything.
Dashiell: I don't want you to be afraid.
Liam: Why would I be afraid?
Dashiell: Because-
Liam: Wait! I have to puke.
Liam: URGGG
Liam spent the next three hours vomiting and forgot he and Dashiell were having a serious conversation.
Instead he enjoyed his time waiting for the new baby and handling 5 kids.
Liam: Hear hear, your majesty!
Washer - 2
Bakers - 0
Birthday times 3.
Michael: This better not mean I'm not the favorite anymore.
Michael: Dad? You're getting old too?
Everyone: Yayyyyyy.
?: ...
Dervish: Jener? Did just pee yourself right next to me when I'm eating cake?
Jener: I'm sorry, Dervish, sir...
Remy gained the evil trait, I was fearing it had died down with Drako.
Liam and Dashiell had their new baby. Another boy. My game was trying to tell me something. What? I have no idea.
This is Luke.
Jener likes to take care of him.
He does it so much I think Luke sometimes thinks Jener's his daddy.
Dashiell: The circle goes in the middle.
Pouty face ♥
Liam: Dashiell! Why aren't you at work?
Dashiell: I had the day off so I'm spending it with you and the kids.
Liam: Really?
Dashiell: This is the best way to spend my day.
Liam: Dash ♥
Michael: Thanks for helping me with my homework, dad.
Michael: I'm really stuck on this problem.
Dashiell: Son. You are going to be a young man soon. And after me, you are the man of the house.
Michael: I thought grandpa Dervish and grandpa Ash were the men of the house.
Dashiell: After them.
Michael: That's you and papa Liam.
Dashiell: After that then.
Dashiell: What I'm trying to say, son, is that when I'm not around you have to take care of your papa Liam and help with your little sister and brothers.
Michael: Dad, if this is the sex talk I already know about it. We had a class in school.
Dashiell: This is not- *sigh*
Dashiell: What problem are you having trouble with?
Michael: This one!
Michael: That was a weird talk. Lily? Did papa Dashiell had a weird talk with you?
Lily: Not really. He just told me he loves me and that I'm becoming a beautiful young lady.
Liam: Today was such a great day. All the kids got their homework done before dinner. Luke didn't make a peep. I wish all days were like this.
Liam: Let's end it with a bang.
Pretty Maid: They're making out on the bed. I shouldn't have come in, but the dirty laundry must be picked.
Pretty Maid: It's right THERE.
Pretty Maid: I'll just grab it and run.
Pretty Maid: *sigh* Their love is so beautiful.
Pretty Maid: One day I want a love like that.
Dashiell: Liam? You're sleeping right?
Dashiell: Liam. I want you to know you are the love of my life. And that I'll never forget you.
Liam: Dashiell...
Dashiell: Sorry I'm late, Eli.
Eli: I was getting tired of waiting. I was even considering going to your house.
Dashiell: I'm here ok. Just like we agreed. But-
Eli: But?
Dashiell: My kids... they need me.
Eli: Oh no! You are not getting out of this! I've waited long enough! It's your turn now!
Eli: Dervish pulled this crap the last time and then he vanished!
Dashiell: But-
Eli: No no no no!
Eli: Don't piss me off, Dashiell. I have a very short fuse tonight.
Liam: Dashiell! I found you. I knew you were up to something.
Dashiell: Liam? But you where sleeping...
Eli: Who is this, Dashiell?
Liam: Are you cheating on me?
Eli: This is him isn't he? No wonder you've been a pain about this. He is pretty and-
Dashiell: Go back, Liam. I'll explain everything later.
Liam: Tell me what is going on now!
Liam: How?-
Eli: He is Dervish's son isn't he? Oh, Dashiell you have been lying to me all this time haven't you?
Dashiell: If you hurt him I swear-
Eli: Swear what? You're still human. And if you're still resistant then I'll just take him and-
Eli: Oops. I think I broke him. I do forget how frail humans are.
Dashiell: Liam?
Dashiell: LIAM!
Dashiell: No no no...
Eli: You're so dramatic, Dashiell. If you actually checked you'd notice he's just unconscious. I'm not as stupid as to kill the one you love.
Dashiell: Liam?
Dashiell: I'm so sorry you had to be here.
Dashiell: I was wrong in hiding this from you. I should have told you when I took you with me that time, but instead I lied and told you I had fixed it all myself, when all I got was a couple of years. All I wanted was to protect you.
Dashiell: When you wake up, it'll all be over.
Eli: Let's get this over with, Dashiell.
Eli: For what it's worth. I am sorry.
Dervish: Eli wait!
Eli: Dervish!
Dervish: *sigh* I knew you were up to something, Dashiell. Good thing I followed you.
Dervish: You kids with all your secrets.
Dashiell: I didn't know what to do. Eli started contacting me when I was 14 saying I was next in line and I just wanted to marry Liam.
Dashiell: I thought if I had a kid that would get me off the hook, but then Eli said if I didn't take his place he will take one of my kids-
Eli: Oh hell no! You are not making me the bad guy in this! I never said anything like that!
Dervish: For being adults, you are both behaving like kids. Where's Violet?
Eli: Violet? That bastard said he got tired of waiting for Dashiell and ran off to Hawaii without me! That was my vacation too! 150 years! I need some time off!
Dashiell: Woe.
Dervish: I'll take Eli's place then. It's time to solve this council nonsense. It has created enough suffering.
Dashiell: Dad-
Dervish: You need to take care of your family, Dashiell.
Eli: Woo hoo! Hawaii here I come.
Dervish: This is it, Ash. We might be separated for a little while. Until I work this out.
Ash: Are you kidding me? Where you go, I go.
Ash: I'm never letting you out of my sight.
Dervish: Ash ♥
Dervish: We're ready.
Eli: Hawaii here I come!
Dervish: It's over. Take Liam home.
Neighborhood Updates
I'm surprised! :(
Next in Baker Land
Now that Dervish has dealt with the council problem. Everything is perfect, or at least until certain creatures invade.
Later, bbs ♥