The Baker Legacy 6.6
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Previously in Baker Land:
Guy and Liam dealt with their punishment by breaking the rules further. Drako got on Dashiell's case. Dervish and Ash had a little chat with Noelle. And River came back home.
So the family packed and moved back to Bridgeport. Which is codeword for my game was lagging in Sunset Valley and the quickest fix is to start a new game. I hate doing this btw. Relationships have to be reset, the city has to be emptied, because otherwise it will have all the default townies that are supposed to be dead now. Not that I'd mind seeing Beau again :P I wish I had an anti random lagging CC. The house they bought was infested with insects.
Liam took the moths in the front yard.
He was having fun.
Dervish on the other hand hated the bugs.
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Dervish: Get out of my new house!
Everyone pitched in to get the house cleared.
Then this guy shows up.
I thought he was cute so I gave him a makeover.
His bug hunting methods were interesting.
After he was done, he walked all the way to the park where Dashiell and Liam where hanging out.
His name is Griffin and he's a keeper.
Liam and Dashiell continue their date at a bar where Jackson and Claude where having a date themselves.
Jackson: Happy anniversary, darling!
Claude: You know I hate lilies.
Liam: Hi, uncle Claude.
Dashiell: I'm gonna get us some drinks.
Dashiell: Here you go, Liam.
Liam: Where's yours?
Dashiell: I drank it at the bar.
Liam: Ok, then. It's not pink so it should be ok.
Clearly Liam has not learned a thing.
Jacob: I want to be an astronaut!
Ash: That's a great idea, son.
Dervish: Has anyone seen Liam. His dinner is gonna get cold.
Guy: I think there's a fly in my soup. Can I order pizza?
Dervish+Ash+Drako: NO.
Dervish: And the boy saved the day!
Jacob: I like this story, daddy.
Dervish: Off to bed now.
Dervish: Sleep well, Jacob. I'll never let anyone take you.
Drako: Bedroom time!
Claudia: Stop being weird and come here.
Drako: Yes, dear.
♥♥♥♥
Beau: Hey, grandson! Hey, grandson's husband!
Ash: Not again.
And another free vacation. You know what that means.
Teen party. Guy has awesome friends.
River was a little apprehensive about the party. She was having a hard time settling back after being gone for so long.
River: Noelle, could you help me with my hair? I want to look pretty for the party. One of my friends from boarding school is coming over.
Noelle: Sure! I actually learned how to do extensions the other day.
Noelle: Leave it all to me.
Noelle actually did a great job. Except for the blue eyebrows. This was actually a weird glitch, but lets assume it was due to Noelle's insanity.
Guy: Wow, Ashleigh, you are very...green.
Ashleigh hates Guy on sight.
This is River's friend, Travis.
Travis: River! We've known each other since we were ten!
Travis: I knew you were a girl, even if you had short hair!
Travis: I like you so much I may burst! Will you be my girl! Oh oh oh!
What?!
That neighbor has super hearing or something. Baker house is the red house.
Noelle yells for everyone to scram.
And succeeds! As a victory, it's time for some belated sisterly bonding. Pillow fight style.
Noelle: Attack!!!!!!!
Noelle: I win.
River: *counterattack*
Noelle: You hit me in the face.
Noelle: You hit me in the face!
River: It's a pillow fight.
Noelle: I'm gonna tell dad!
There goes that insane trait.
The adults came back none the wiser abut the party
And just in time for Jacob's birthday.
Could have been worse.
That blue eyebrow glitch is very annoying.
Seriously guys, the cake is not poisoned.
Ash: So hungry.
First thing Jacob requested was to learn to drive. Ash volunteered. About half a mile from the house they spot Drako on his way home from work.
Ash: Hey, dad! Need a ride? I'm teaching Jacob how to drive.
Drako: Nah, I got my limo.
He sure did.
Drako: Sucker!
Ash and Jacob got home two hours later.
Sadly, Pip did not grow up with Jacob. It was too late.
Jacob dreams of what could have been.
Oh oh. Trouble in the Baker house.
Just kidding! It's a pillow fight. I'm starting to think this is this family's favorite pastime.
Ash: I'm going to bed now.
Dervish: Any comebacks, dad?
Drako: Son, you know better than to hit your poor frail father-
Drako: Take that!
This is one of Noelle's 'Don't mess with me, I'm an insane sim' faces.
River discovered a bright side about being sent to boarding school. Parent guilt.
River: Dad. Travis and I are a couple now and there's this party we want to go. It's a little after curfew...
Dervish: I don't think that's a good idea.
River: I never could go to parties while in boarding school and-
Dervish: Of course you can go, honey. Have fun.
River: Thanks, dad!
Liam doesn't have such benefits.
Ash: Liam! Dashiell called again. I thought I said you needed to break it up with that boy!
Liam: You've never said that before!
Confused, Liam looks for big sister advise.
Liam: Do you know why everyone is so fixated on Dashiell?
Noelle: Not you too!
Noelle: I'm sick and tired of hearing about Dashiell! He's just some stupid boy that I don't care about!
Liam: Don't call him stupid! He's very nice if you just talk to him! This isn't about what how you feel about him, this is about how I feel!
Claudia: The both of you stop it right now!
Claudia: What is wrong with you kids? Is it too much computer time?
Noelle: No, grandma-
Claudia: No buts. Time out for the both of you. Now.
Noelle: Stupid, Liam. Stupid, Dashiell. This is all their fault.
Liam: Stupid, Noelle. This is all her fault.
Both: *mumble mumble mumble*
Travis is proving to be an excellent boyfriend. He holds it in.
Just so he can kiss his girl.
After time out, Liam snuck out and met Dashiell for a date. Here's them looking lovely in the elevator.
They had a great time.
Awwww
I just sent Noelle over to her cake when she decided that nah, she was having a birthday in the bathroom.
There's the vampirism kicking in.
She's shinier now.
It was also Dervish's birthday. Finally. He was younger than Ash, but not that young. I think his age bar got reset at some point.
Jacob has discovered delinquency.
Jacob: This is gonna be great!
Jacob: The perfect getaway!
Pete the paparazzi: Hmm, I saw you. I took pictures.
So Jacob got arrested.
Jacob: Come on, dad! It was just a prank on uncle Shade.
Dervish: Well, I was young once too.
Dervish: But Shade was the only one to look for me so nope! You are still grounded!
Jacob: Aw, man :(
Dervish: Noelle, honey. We need to discuss some things with you.
Noelle: Mother? You are here too?
Leila: I heard you were being a little difficult. You and Dashiell-
Noelle: Difficult?! I'll show you difficult!
Leila: Calm down, young lady. And hear us out. We are just trying to protect you.
Liam: I knew I should have brought a glass of water.
Dervish: If you have Dashiell's baby then the council won't bother us for a few more years.
Liam: Are they talking about Dashiell?
Dervish: I know this sucks, Noelle. But it's the easiest way for everyone to be safe. Just one child will be enough.
Noelle: And then it will be up to me to tell that child who they need to have a baby with. Well count me out. Fix your own problem.
And so Noelle made her way to the park to find someone.
Griffin: Um, excuse me? Is this 154 Ward Street? I think I got lost.
Noelle: You'll do just fine!
Griffin: Um... Never mind. Your eyes are kinda scary.
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Later, bbs ♥