aint nuttin like klan monkey s3x.

Dec 22, 2005 03:14

So me and Chris went on a cybersex room on mirc and picked us up a nice 47 year old gay man... well bi man. (he has a wife mind you)... and for how creepy it was, he was the most poliet person, about being a complety fucking creep (cough ted bundy!)h3r3z the conv0 niggaz...

ohtr2001: Hi
filan72: hi
filan72: hold a couple minutes
filan72: gota find some shit... HA
ohtr2001: Ok
filan72: ok we're almost ready
ohtr2001: ok
ohtr2001: Hmmm
filan72: sup?
ohtr2001: Just hanging out as usual
filan72: us too


filan72: so whats new?
ohtr2001: Nothing you would be interested in
filan72: ahhh black foke huh?
ohtr2001: No...mundane stuff

(mun·dane (P) (mn-dn, mndn) )
(adj. )
(Of, relating to, or typical of this world; secular. )
(Relating to, characteristic of, or concerned with commonplaces; ordinary. )

ohtr2001: Stopped?
filan72: what stopped?
ohtr2001: Your video
filan72: hmm
ohtr2001: Let me close the window and try again
ohtr2001: ok
filan72: k
ohtr2001: invite?
ohtr2001 has started viewing your webcam.

ohtr2001: There we go
ohtr2001:
ohtr2001: What are you looking for?
ohtr2001:
ohtr2001: Are you sure I am the one you want to chat with?
filan72: why wouldnt you be.... out btw im the imperial wizard
ohtr2001: ok
ohtr2001: What is it you want to see?
filan72: i have a real heal fetish
filan72: some people call it your... sole, and i know why
ohtr2001: I see
filan72: show me ur feet baby

(show us his heel).. it was AWESOME btw.
filan72: ohhh yaaaa
filan72: ur maried man?
filan72: ur wife wanna join, as long as she sint a monkey
ohtr2001: yes
ohtr2001: Shes asleep
filan72: well give me ur damn phone number... im fittin to ride on dis b1ch
ohtr2001: LOL
ohtr2001: What have you got to show?
filan72: check this shit out man
filan72: get ready

(Showz heel)

filan72: OM MY GOSH ITS SOO GOOD!
ohtr2001: I see
filan72: god can see you.... and ur monkey wife
ohtr2001: And you too
filan72: hey man.. i was born with these heels.... and i can fly like the wind
ohtr2001: I bet you can...but I'm sure you dont run from a fight
filan72: ya... an eye for an eye
ohtr2001: Yup
ohtr2001: You sure you dont want to see other things...or show me?
filan72: ya were tight... weve have two right here
filan72: dont go to hell on us now
ohtr2001: Nah...I wouldnt do that. Men have needs though, dont they?
filan72: ya, most are normal
ohtr2001: Exactly
filan72: well you know... get a meth addiction, and a gambling problem... and then and only then... we might have something to talk about
ohtr2001: Young men like you have stronger needs
ohtr2001: Ahhhh
ohtr2001: Well, I guess we dont have much to talk about then
filan72: SALUT3~!


filan72: LATA!
ohtr2001: Too bad
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