Reason #183 homo's have more fun
So I was standing outside the cafe having a smoke when an army recruiter pulled up.
"Man, you need a job."
"I've got a job."
"Yeah, not a good one"
"I don't know, nobody's shooting at me. I consider that a plus."
He shrugged, "In five years with the army nobody has ever shot at me."
"I'd really rather not take that chance."
"Look what are you making? 10 an hour? You could be getting 50 grand a year."
Well, I had almost finished my smoke so it was time to wind things up.
"Look man, you're wasting your time, the army doesn't want me"
"Why's that"
"Cause I'm a fag."
I stubbed out my smoke and headed back in while he was still trying to recover.
Reason #183 homo's have more fun.
"Man, you need a job."
"I've got a job."
"Yeah, not a good one"
"I don't know, nobody's shooting at me. I consider that a plus."
He shrugged, "In five years with the army nobody has ever shot at me."
"I'd really rather not take that chance."
"Look what are you making? 10 an hour? You could be getting 50 grand a year."
Well, I had almost finished my smoke so it was time to wind things up.
"Look man, you're wasting your time, the army doesn't want me"
"Why's that"
"Cause I'm a fag."
I stubbed out my smoke and headed back in while he was still trying to recover.
Reason #183 homo's have more fun.