lara and maggie <3..

[myhrtlost]

hahhahahahahahahaha. lara and i just spent a half an hour trying to make digby eat dog vomit because neither of us wanted to clean it up..and we didn't want to bother mom because she had just gone to take a nap. it didn't work. we tried calling him names (crazy motherfucker; don't be a little bitch)...we tried being nice to him, we even got him a treat and placed it in the middle of the vomit..he barked at it for a while then he pulled the treat out of the vomit and ate it..the treat, not the vomit. i don't understand. he eats vomit all the time..hahaah oh well! i'll just leave it for now..i guess..there is no way in hell i'm cleaning it up. yes, i'm a brat.

*maggie

..will someone please call a surgeon to come crack my ribs and repair this broken heart that sure deserves it..