Dec 11, 2007 06:56
i have moved into someone else's DreamHome
we call it the Desert Castle.
it's a condo far on edmonton's southernmost underbelly.
the full name is the Desert Castle Reality TV Show.
ever wonder what happens when you take 3 quirky punkrock crunchy granola hippy free spritited queer odd weird young adults and give them a brand new Dream Home?
stay tuned faithful listeners, stay tuned.
the name comes from the house's instruction manual and warranty. just like the new applicances, when we opened up the house there was a booklet full of "helpful" information. like what colour the walls are. it's not beige. despite appearances, our walls are actually the colour of a desert castle.
we tumble and swoop around the vacuous space. 10 or 12 foot ceilings. two huge bedrooms, three bathrooms, walk in closets, and open concept kitchen living room dining room with a gas fireplace.
coffee is served on the island.
we stare out immense windows and sliding glass patio doors at the ravine, and watch the security guard make his rounds almost once an hour.
we're trying to have fun. if we see each other around the house that is. it's strangely large.