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Gacked the instant slash story from leetje which can be found here. It's bloody stupid but oh so hilarious. One of my main characters severely offended me in the end. *gasps* How could you? This is hilarious. And you'll never guess which of my lovelies I've chosen to slash.
The darkness was all around as Morten walked through the meadow down towards his bedroom, random thoughts of oral sex crossing his mind.
He had been shocked earlier when Keira had told him she often dreamed about Gary involved in intercourse with a dog, but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Alan.
One day he would discuss his feelings with Darren, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Alan masturbating himself with a vibrator.
The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the blender he was carrying with him. Would Alan's hips feel like that to his penis?
What would Alan think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating ice cream off Alan's beautiful chest?
Morten rubbed the blender against his hips whispering Alan's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his bedroom but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Alan's name into the night.
Meanwhile, Alan had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. The meadow was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the ice cream he was carrying and leisurely scratched his hips.
He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Morten calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his ice cream and ran towards the sound of his baby's voice.
Alan stumbled through the darkness towards Morten. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his baby being attacked by a dog. Was he about to be raped by Rio dressed as Gary? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his penis.
Morten, Morten, my baby, screamed Alan. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Morten leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the blender and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare chest pointing in the air.
Alan! Morten gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Darren said you were in your bedroom engaged in some oral sex with Keira.
No, I was alone in my bedroom with nothing but my vibrator for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your chest was, and how I would like to stroke my hips against it, and have you kiss my penis, and now I see your chest for myself I realise that not even Gary has a chest to compare with yours.
Oh, baby, Darren said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Keira.
What! That old dog, I'd rather get involved in intercourse with Rio, a blender and ice cream than dream of oral sex with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my penis curl.
Oh, Morten!
Oh, Alan, my baby!
Cue soft music, sounds of oral sex and intercourse, soft focus and fade.........
The darkness was all around as Morten walked through the meadow down towards his bedroom, random thoughts of oral sex crossing his mind.
He had been shocked earlier when Keira had told him she often dreamed about Gary involved in intercourse with a dog, but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Alan.
One day he would discuss his feelings with Darren, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Alan masturbating himself with a vibrator.
The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the blender he was carrying with him. Would Alan's hips feel like that to his penis?
What would Alan think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating ice cream off Alan's beautiful chest?
Morten rubbed the blender against his hips whispering Alan's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his bedroom but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Alan's name into the night.
Meanwhile, Alan had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. The meadow was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the ice cream he was carrying and leisurely scratched his hips.
He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Morten calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his ice cream and ran towards the sound of his baby's voice.
Alan stumbled through the darkness towards Morten. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his baby being attacked by a dog. Was he about to be raped by Rio dressed as Gary? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his penis.
Morten, Morten, my baby, screamed Alan. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Morten leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the blender and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare chest pointing in the air.
Alan! Morten gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Darren said you were in your bedroom engaged in some oral sex with Keira.
No, I was alone in my bedroom with nothing but my vibrator for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your chest was, and how I would like to stroke my hips against it, and have you kiss my penis, and now I see your chest for myself I realise that not even Gary has a chest to compare with yours.
Oh, baby, Darren said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Keira.
What! That old dog, I'd rather get involved in intercourse with Rio, a blender and ice cream than dream of oral sex with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my penis curl.
Oh, Morten!
Oh, Alan, my baby!
Cue soft music, sounds of oral sex and intercourse, soft focus and fade.........