I promise...
I will cockslap the next asshole who asks me for a FRAPPICHINO. Honest to god, starbucks does not run the menus of all the coffee shops in the world, so don't get huffy with me when I say we don't have those and pretend I have no idea what you're talking about.
And I'm buying a fucking fly stip for this fucking shit hole. Every time I move anything around here around twenty fruit flies free themselves from the syrupy undertow. They're everywhere and I want to vomit.
They should just pay me more.
Fucking cuntbags.
And I'm buying a fucking fly stip for this fucking shit hole. Every time I move anything around here around twenty fruit flies free themselves from the syrupy undertow. They're everywhere and I want to vomit.
They should just pay me more.
Fucking cuntbags.