Mar 23, 2007 19:59
dear deirdre,
we regret to inform you that everything you've ever worked for in your high school career. all the things you gave up, all the extracurriculars, all the marking periods you made honor roll (which was just about every single fucking one i might add), all the awards, honors classes, ap classes, national honor society, national honor roll scholar, oh and the list goes on, well, it doesnt fucking matter because we dont have room for you in the newhouse school of communications at syracuse university.
we would also like to add that we understand that every single thing you've ever fucking done has been to get into our communications program. we know that you've wanted to come here since you were 12.
we appreciate your application but feel the need to do one last thing to make this month completely and utterly horrible for you.
have fun at a college you have no desire to go to and we'll have fun here in the snow giving out the best broadcasting education there is to offer in the nation.
thank you for giving us the opportunity to crush your biggest aspiration.
sincerley,
the life ruiners at syracuse univeristy.