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The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: vodka.
Do you party a lot? i dislike parties for the most part.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: peace out drugs.
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: like a lot.
Do you skip classes? How often?: this question should ask if i go to classes.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: no sex til im sure hes not an ass.
Do you steal?: gt caught once, and never again.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: cant answer this cause its not ojective. i guess the stuff i wear is appropriate to me but not really my parents...or old people...or islamics.
Do you drool over celebrities?: very few are actually that pretty.
Do you watch a lot of TV?: none.
Do you ever watch the News?: no but i go to cnn.com everyday.
Do you even care about world issues?: if you dont youre retarded.
Do you read books often?: yes, and a lottttttttt of poetry.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: never failed a class in my life.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: yes and work.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: mhm.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: Sevs owns. but Starbucks is more my scene. haha.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: not anymore.
Do you cuss a lot?: nah.
Are you desperate to fit in?: haha. why would i want to fit in with such shitty people?
Are you intelligent?: 3.91 GPA....no common sense.
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: never.
Black eyeliner?: are you serious??
Black eyeshadow?: MACs is the best.
Black trenchcoat?: tacky.
Black boots?: cowboy boots.
Black fishnets?: fishnets are busted.
Black nail polish?: mhm. when im not lazy.
Cigarettes?: yes please.
Heavy metal music?: hell yeah. \m/
Marilyn Manson?: brian warner.
Kittie?: thats disgusting.
Cradle of Filth?: eh...not too bad.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: always smiling. but usually just so people dont ask whats wrong. haha.
Do you like to be seen as: um?
Are you an intellectual?: id like to think so.
An atheist?: i <3 Jesus.
Horrible home life?: strict, but loving.
Hopelessly depressed?: ugh...not hopelessly.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: fantasies...but nothing more.
Self-mutilation?: eh. some call it that. =/
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: duh. i was obsessed with MxPx for 7 years.
Big black boots?: nope.
Mohawk?: fauxhawk.
Excessive piercings? no. couple holes in each ear, nose ring.
Loud, confident and opinionated?: yes, yes, yes.
Wild hair colors?: not unnatural looking, but i like hair dye.
NOFX?: i miss them.
Rancid?: old stuff...kinda.
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: i know what i need to.
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: 121
Do you watch a lot of sports?: none.
Play a lot of sports?: none.
Talk a lot about sports?: never.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: i pump iron...on the weekends.
Are you arrogant?: haha. what do you think?
Are you a male or female whore?: attention whore.
Are you homophobic?: homophobia is gay.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no i tease them cause theyre ugly and deserve it.
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: hardly.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers?: i hate burgers.
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: yes, well a decent amount. mostly i procrastinate so it seems longer.
Have you ever been on a diet?: for like 2 weeks i didnt drink any soda.
How much did you lose?: 5 lbs.
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: i want an eating disorder.
Make yourself throw up?: yuck.
Make-up?: MAC shadows, eye-liner, lip gloss.
Low-cut tops?: lately yeah.
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: too short.
Giggle a lot?: depends on my mood.
What's the deal with boys?: their girlfriends hate me.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, at all?: Cosmo 100%
Who's the weaker sex?: emotionally girls. but boys in the more physical sense.
Are you a feminist?: nah fuck women.
How often do you shave your legs?: once every 2 days.
How about your armpits?: once every 2 days.
Are you emotional?: numb...*shrug* or something like that.
This Or That
Originality or Acceptance?: being accepted in your originality.
Independence or Companionship?: When you're able to be content in solitude, you're more likely to enjoy friendships.
Stability or Freedom?: Freedom.
Personal or Interpersonal?: a little bit of both.
Introvert or Extrovert?: Extrovert.
Popularity or Isolation?: i like being liked.
Unique or Loved?: loved for being unique.
Understood or Individual?: individual...mysterious?
You or Them?: from now on I come first.
I get my hair done tomorrow. im kinda scared but mostly excited. wish me luck. :)