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[mygransname]

GUYS. GUYS.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.

Mommy: Bean we need to talk.
Me: Ohnoes what did I do?
Mommy: Your cousin is going to come live with us.
Me: .....which one? (Editor's note: I have a bagillion)
Mommy: Ilya.
Me: Who?
Mommy: Uncle Nathan's baby girl. She's your age.
Me: ...Daddy's brother? O.o
Mommy: Yes.
Me: ...I don't know her why is she coming to live with us? O.o?
Mommy: ...Because.
Me: .........

GUYS THERE IS GOING TO BE A STRANGE GIRL LIVING IN MY HOUSE.