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[mygodmyright]

[ England has been super quiet lately, and you're probably wondering what kind of devious scheme he's been up to! No devious schemes, sadly. He's been chilling in his apartment doing... well he's been doing something. What this something is becomes glaringly obvious when you see the 'help desk' he's set up in the Marshall lobby

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[beyondimagining]

[A small boy pauses and regards the sign with mild amusement. After watching for a moment he speaks up in an undeniably British voice.]

My goodness, is there a high demand for such a service?

[mygodmyright]

[ and glancing up from his writing!! ]

Of course. It's a very important service.

[ ... ]

Sort of.

[ ... ]

Business has been a bit slow.

[ ... ]

It's about quality of response, not quantity.

[beyondimagining]

It rather seems like it would be. I haven't been here for very long, but it doesn't seem like many people are very concerned with writing. Or schooling, really. I suppose it is a good thing it was still the summer hols at home.

[mygodmyright]

They're also very unconcerned about the quality of tea, the weather, and other sorts of important things here. The least I can do is try to keep the semblance of respectfulness.

Summer holiday should have ended by now, I believe.

[beyondimagining]

Goodness, those are important things to consider. [Will adds thoughtfully.] I believe I have started to rather miss tea.

It seems there was a slight difference in the time when I arrived here. It was only July at home.

[mygodmyright]

That is the most sensible thing anyone has ever said to me in the past six months.

[ Will is now England's favourite person ever. ]

Not that I know you dear boy, and speaking as an unconcerned third party- you need to get your education. A proper English education.

[beyondimagining]

Is there a school here then?

[Goodness, and this is even before mentioning the part about being Merlin's successor and his role in British folklore.]