audio; in which I make a foppish post

Jul 25, 2010 21:26

... it seems I have misplaced my walking stick.

[ ... I can't think of a better way to say this! England has gone back in time to the Victorian Era, an age of sensibility, Pax Britannica, and frockcoats. In some weird warping of time and space, England vaguely remembers Discedo; he knows how to use his communicator and he remembers the setting ( Read more... )

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[audio] cccpfuckyeah July 26 2010, 04:38:06 UTC
Wal-king sti-ck?

[He sounds like he's trying out English for the first time.]

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[audio] mygodmyright July 26 2010, 04:42:18 UTC
Walking stick, or cane.

[ ... ] Russia?

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[audio] cccpfuckyeah July 26 2010, 04:46:09 UTC
Caaaaane.

[A pause. He stumbles with the English, but he tries.]

You've heard of me.

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[audio] mygodmyright July 26 2010, 04:50:19 UTC
I couldn't forget your name if I tried.

[ ... ] You're sounding a bit younger than usual; whatever you're doing, it's unsettling.

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[audio] cccpfuckyeah July 26 2010, 04:52:44 UTC
Un-set-ling.

[...]

Looking for the snow. It's missing.

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[audio] mygodmyright July 26 2010, 04:56:04 UTC
It's beyond unsettling; we just got through fighting a bloody war and you're here acting as if nothing happened.

It's the middle of July; of course there wouldn't be any snow.

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[audio] cccpfuckyeah July 26 2010, 04:59:30 UTC
Wars are always bloody.

[He sounds sad for a moment. There's a pause, some shuffling.]

Always snow. Snow never leaves..

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[audio] mygodmyright July 26 2010, 05:13:12 UTC
And yet you seem to be quite fond of them.

[ pause pause pause ]

Snow melts.

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[audio] cccpfuckyeah July 26 2010, 05:16:04 UTC
No war. Quiet.

Does not. Always stays! He promised!

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[audio] mygodmyright July 26 2010, 05:18:41 UTC
Try telling that to Elphinstone.

Whoever he was, he's a bloody liar.

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[audio] cccpfuckyeah July 26 2010, 05:21:34 UTC
Elf-in-stone.

Liar? A liar lies. He wouldn't lie.

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[audio] mygodmyright July 26 2010, 05:27:27 UTC
You massacred him and his army.

[ ... ] Out with it; what're you playing at, Russia?

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[audio] cccpfuckyeah July 26 2010, 05:29:23 UTC
Wouldn't hurt anyone.

Playing? Did not know there was game to play.. would like to play!

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[audio] mygodmyright July 26 2010, 05:35:23 UTC
I'm not playing any game with you, bastard.

[ ... ] What year is it, Russia?

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[audio] cccpfuckyeah July 26 2010, 06:16:55 UTC
Bas-tard.

One, two, four, zero.

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[audio] mygodmyright July 26 2010, 06:24:06 UTC
I'll... sod it all. I'll deal with you later.

[ after a slight pause ]

Is someone looking after you?

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