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[mygodmyright]

Oi, where the bloody hell am I?

[ England sounds incredibly dazed and confused, which isn't too surprising. It's what most people sound like when they wake up hungover and totally lostI promised myself I'd stop after my fifth pint... and I swore I did. The night's a bit hazy after that point, but I wasn't tanked enough to lose myself this badly

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totally breaking the Hetalia chain here

[dustedsunlight]

England...?

Welcome back, I suppose. Though I suspect your world is much more comfortable than here.

combobreakerrrrrrr

[mygodmyright]

No matter where you go, it's always a bit more pleasant at home, yeah?

But thank you, miss.

[ sob I don't recall if he ever got her name ahhhh ;o; ]

bwahahahaha \o/

[dustedsunlight]

I suppose so.

Oh, you don't need to be so formal. Call me Namine. I've heard a lot about you from America already.

[mygodmyright]

From America? [ ... ] All good things, I hope?

[winestained]

You've gotta be England, right?

sob I saw that ;o;

[mygodmyright]

More official The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, but yes.

You'll have to forgive me for my less than formal greeting; it's not how I usually introduce myself.

[winestained]

Ah, sorry, I've become interested in meetin' as many countries as I can since I got here.

[mygodmyright]

For any particular reason, or is a sort of hobby?

[audio]

[idkmybffnick]

Pint?

No, you weren't bombed! This is how this place usually looks!

[audio]

[mygodmyright]

Like a giant rubbish heap, I nearly forgot.

Things tend to get a bit muddled when you first wake up.

[audio]

[idkmybffnick]

Were you sleeping? That's very rude of them, to bring someone over while they were sleeping!

[...]

Oh! You mentioned Mr. America! Are you one of his friends?

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[mygodmyright]

[ sleeping... hungover, same diff ]

I wouldn't say friend. His begrudging caretaker, more like.

[a_thousandyears]

Oh. America'll be happy.

1/2

[mygodmyright]

I would certainly hope so, after all I've done for the thankless ingrate.

[mygodmyright]

[ ... wait Hong Kong didn't mention if he was happy or not ]

But you're... just excited to see me as well, yeah? Just a bit?

[a_thousandyears]

He was really upset when you left.

... Me?

[rules_the_north]

[Punching Russia - or anyone else, really - back there would be nice. Sweden would really appreciate that. Then they might start to make more sense.]

Wasn't Russ'a.

[mygodmyright]

[ if I punch Russia back, you have to keep him. ]

Bad assumption on my part. I forgot for a second there that he doesn't have the brains to pull something this complex.

[rules_the_north]

[Okay, agreed. How about during the whole Dimitry-mess? Or back when he was the cute little babby nation that Sweden met first.]

Nor th' technology.

[Guessing here, but hey. He's heard enough technological babble form Fin and Est to at least know some words. Even if they aren't much more than words for him.]

[mygodmyright]

Hard to tell with Russia, nowadays. You'd think with all that spending, he'd invent something useful once in a while.

Are you and Russia at war?