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[mygodmyright]

Oi, where the bloody hell am I?

[ England sounds incredibly dazed and confused, which isn't too surprising. It's what most people sound like when they wake up hungover and totally lostI promised myself I'd stop after my fifth pint... and I swore I did. The night's a bit hazy after that point, but I wasn't tanked enough to lose myself this badly

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[voice]

[stopblamingme]

Ahh! Mr. England! You came back!

...are you okay?

[voice] only time I'll do it to you I promise ;;

[mygodmyright]

... I understand your excitement America, but there's no need to greet me twice.

[voice] /s-sob thats what everyone says

[stopblamingme]

[Audible sigh. There's a pause.]

No, Mr. England. It's me, Canada.

Have you been drinking?

[voice] 8) TRUST ME 1/2

[mygodmyright]

Oh, bugger.

Terribly sorry about that, Canada.

[voice]

[mygodmyright]

And no.

Not since last night, at least.

[voice] wait until he has to explain that black eye he's got

[stopblamingme]

Ahh...

Drinking so much isn't good for you, eh?

Do you know where you are?

[voice] he'll have to teach Canadia how to fight back :||

[mygodmyright]

I don't drink that much, really. A few pints never hurt anyone.

[ ... damnit Discedo geography ]

Marshall street.

[voice] he did give America a few bruises though, in return

[stopblamingme]

Ah, so you're close by.

Are you alright to head up yourself? I'm back in America's room, though your old room should still be fine..

[voice] 1/2

[mygodmyright]

You kept my room?

[voice] GOOD MAN CANADA

[mygodmyright]

[ sob so touched but must not let it show ]

Right. Of course you did.

No worries, I'll be up in a bit.

[voice] 1/3

[stopblamingme]

Of course I did! Well, I stayed in it for a little while, while me and-

[voice] he learned from the best

[stopblamingme]

[...]

[voice]

[stopblamingme]

..r-right. Take your time, eh?

[voice]

[mygodmyright]

[ ... that sounds awfully odd ]

Because America's made a mess and you've got to clean up, yeah? It'd be impolite of me to walk in while you were sweeping.

[voice]

[stopblamingme]

O-Oh, no.. he didn't make a mess.

And the floor's swept and everything's clean. I tidied up a bit when I had time. Just to.. ahh.. keep busy.

[voice]

[mygodmyright]

You really shouldn't do all the housework by yourself, Canada. It'll make that useless lump even lazier.