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[mygodmyright]

Oi, where the bloody hell am I?

[ England sounds incredibly dazed and confused, which isn't too surprising. It's what most people sound like when they wake up hungover and totally lostI promised myself I'd stop after my fifth pint... and I swore I did. The night's a bit hazy after that point, but I wasn't tanked enough to lose myself this badly

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[cccpfuckyeah]

I leave quite the lasting impression, if everyone comes here and blames me first!

You flatter me too much, Англия!

[ooc: Англия = pronounced like 'Ahngleeya' = England, yay my fail Russian skills]

[mygodmyright]

[ so not in the mood to deal with crazy landwhales. & after a slight pause because god Russia. ]

It wasn't supposed to be a compliment.

[cccpfuckyeah]

[He ignores any sarcasm his way because seriously.]

Da, but it is! Very good one, too!

Though I would certainly not pick you as my first target if I even had missiles to spare, so do not flatter yourself too much.

[mygodmyright]

If you so much as wiggle a missile at me, Russia, I swear--

[ waiiit not a good idea ]

Let's not talk about who's targeting who. You don't even have any missiles here.

[cccpfuckyeah]

Hahaha! Of course. I have none, and neither does that shestiorka colony of yours! So for now, we are at.. how you say.. a stand still, da?

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[mygodmyright]

Why would Hong Kong--

[mygodmyright]

He's not my colony, Russia, and I'm positive he wouldn't appreciate being referred to in that way.

Just stay in line, and I'm sure we can all get along quite swimmingly.

[cccpfuckyeah]

Technicalities towards one who writes such horrid propaganda are not very concerning to me, da?

I have no need to move 'out' of this 'line' you speak of! Though, you have missed my Easter party. How unfortunate, if you arrived a day earlier, I would have given you chocolates!

[mygodmyright]

Yours isn't any better, so there's no use in playing the victim.

[ ... ] I prefer Cadbury.

[cccpfuckyeah]

Mine is what one would call art, da?

But I am! Is scary, sharing title with someone who would not hesitate to slaughter an entire race, just to end a war!

[Russia: top judge of moral character. He sounds humored as he says this, fyi.]

I do not recall what kind of 'egg' it was. Denmark obtained it for me.

[mygodmyright]

America wouldn't do such a thing, but I wouldn't put it past you.

[cccpfuckyeah]

Ah hah hah!

Perhaps you cannot handle your 'alcohol' as well as you think.

[mygodmyright]

I could drink you under the table.

[ oh god the mention of alcohol makes England feel somewhat queasy ]

Just not... right now.

[cccpfuckyeah]

I look forward to you trying!

[Oh god what even. He giggles again.]

[mygodmyright]

You're not exactly my first choice in drinking partner, Russia.

[ aka it will never happen unless England is already pissed ]