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[mygodmyright]

Oi, where the bloody hell am I?

[ England sounds incredibly dazed and confused, which isn't too surprising. It's what most people sound like when they wake up hungover and totally lostI promised myself I'd stop after my fifth pint... and I swore I did. The night's a bit hazy after that point, but I wasn't tanked enough to lose myself this badly

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[libertyfuckyeah]

[libertyfuckyeah]

all is [voice] btw

[libertyfuckyeah]

Arth--

[libertyfuckyeah]

England!

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ENGLAND!

[libertyfuckyeah]

I mean.

DONE [voice] and whatever denmark. WHATEVER.

[libertyfuckyeah]

'BOUT TIME YA CAME BACK.

THE RAIL TRACER IS AMERICAN AND CANADA AND HONG KONG ARE VIRGINS.

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[mygodmyright]

For God's sake, keep it down!

I'm hungover, not deaf!

[mygodmyright]

[ insert a bit of moaning because shouting hurts. IT REALLY REALLY HURTS ]

[mygodmyright]

[ and now in a very low raspy voice ]

How do you know that? More importantly, why do you know that, and how does it relate to my current predicament?

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[libertyfuckyeah]

They told me! And I'm gonna fix them up on dates!

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[libertyfuckyeah]

...You do remember it all, right? About Discedo and everything. Because I'm not explaining it again, it takes too long!

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[mygodmyright]

Unfortunately. I don't think I could forget a shitehole like this even if I drowned myself in rum.

[mygodmyright]

Hong Kong is perfectly happy on his own. He doesn't need a something as silly as a companion.

slowing down due to essay writing orz

[libertyfuckyeah]

Good! Cuz if ya didn't that'd just be a hassle to me.

That's what people who can't get dates say.

sob I should be writing mine too

[mygodmyright]

He could get a date if he wanted, but he's mature enough to realise that he has better things to do than chase something as frivolous as a skirt.

Very much like me.