ME!
I am SOOOOOOO hot! I'm, like, the hottest girl at Regis (besides Amanda). And I'm the coolest. Like, no joke. I am way cooler than, like, that Mairin girl. God, like, what a dork. I am SOOOO much cooler than her. And hotter, but that, like, goes without saying. My hair is so much perkier than anybody on my floor, and my boobs are, like, MUCH bigger! Like, no one else can even compare to how great I am! I just, like, look in the mirror all day, and think, "yeah, i'd fuck it." Because i'm just, like, THAT hot! Any pictures that aren't of me are just, like, a waste of film, and anybody who doesn't write about me in their blog is just, like, wasting time. I'm just really the coolest and hottest person EVER, and everything that people do should just be, like devoted to that fact!