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There should be a limit to the amount of mucus a body can produce in any given amount of time. I know it protects and lubricates membranes in my body, but still, my glands seem to know no end.
In other news, I went outside and sat down on the front porch for a cigarette this morning. I fingered a cigarette out of my jacket pocket, placed it on my lips, and out of no where Marty runs up, jumps and grabs the cigarette from my mouth. He put it down on the ground, picked it up by the filter end as if he wanted to smoke it, and started running around the yard like a true gentleman while I chased him. I pictured him laughing while he did it. And it was by far the cutest goddamn thing I've ever seen.
PS) I scored 327,000 on Mah Jong. Not too shabby for playing for the first time in over 6 months!!!
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In other news, I went outside and sat down on the front porch for a cigarette this morning. I fingered a cigarette out of my jacket pocket, placed it on my lips, and out of no where Marty runs up, jumps and grabs the cigarette from my mouth. He put it down on the ground, picked it up by the filter end as if he wanted to smoke it, and started running around the yard like a true gentleman while I chased him. I pictured him laughing while he did it. And it was by far the cutest goddamn thing I've ever seen.
PS) I scored 327,000 on Mah Jong. Not too shabby for playing for the first time in over 6 months!!!
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