Kiss ma chuddies! The myfoulhousemate awards 2008
So after being ill, and hungover, and other stuff, I figured I should write something.
Inspired by Assface the cockmuncher of cockmunchers on his loser hill walkers site, I thought I'd present some awards for things that have been achieved this year.
The award for stupidest person of 2008: The Endless Student. He really is the most stupid person I've ever met.
The award for worst slimmer; Bichelin. Closely shared with Whiny Fat Lesbian Friend
The award for the saddest fucking loser of all time: Assface. He is such a loser I couldn't possibly sum up his pathetic little life any better.
Ugliest munter award: Fuckface. Because it appears a bus may have run over her face for fun. 6 times. And then reversed.
Award for the most owned person of 2008: Now this was hard. Because Bichelin got seriously owned. But it has to be Dickwad. He was due in court for a £1000 speeding fine last time I noticed.
Most prolific lying scumbag of 2008: Assface won 2006 and 2007, closely shared in 2007 with Dickwad, but this year the award is shared with Bichelin and Whiny fat lesbian friend (who really needs a better name before people think that I hate lesbians. Which I don't). Both are lying scumbags. Although WFLF (whiny fat lesbian friend) actually should have won it in 2006, but I have decided to award it to her this year instead.
Biggest bitch of 2008: Yep. I win this one. Because although Bichelin was a bitch, as were most people we had to live with, nobody could EVER outbitch me. I am the uber bitch. And that's why I always win.
Naughtiest pets of 2008 go to the female degus as they have managed to destroy their water bottle by chewing through metal wire and throwing it from the wall to behind their log cabin. BAD LADIES!
Now I have to make a new one.
Any more interesting catagories (such as most Piss Consumption of 2008, or most hair removed with a single use of my crazy hair removal cream shampoo concoction) then please suggest them with some nominees.
Will update more this week as I'm not hungover.
xoxo
Mrs Superhans
Inspired by Assface the cockmuncher of cockmunchers on his loser hill walkers site, I thought I'd present some awards for things that have been achieved this year.
The award for stupidest person of 2008: The Endless Student. He really is the most stupid person I've ever met.
The award for worst slimmer; Bichelin. Closely shared with Whiny Fat Lesbian Friend
The award for the saddest fucking loser of all time: Assface. He is such a loser I couldn't possibly sum up his pathetic little life any better.
Ugliest munter award: Fuckface. Because it appears a bus may have run over her face for fun. 6 times. And then reversed.
Award for the most owned person of 2008: Now this was hard. Because Bichelin got seriously owned. But it has to be Dickwad. He was due in court for a £1000 speeding fine last time I noticed.
Most prolific lying scumbag of 2008: Assface won 2006 and 2007, closely shared in 2007 with Dickwad, but this year the award is shared with Bichelin and Whiny fat lesbian friend (who really needs a better name before people think that I hate lesbians. Which I don't). Both are lying scumbags. Although WFLF (whiny fat lesbian friend) actually should have won it in 2006, but I have decided to award it to her this year instead.
Biggest bitch of 2008: Yep. I win this one. Because although Bichelin was a bitch, as were most people we had to live with, nobody could EVER outbitch me. I am the uber bitch. And that's why I always win.
Naughtiest pets of 2008 go to the female degus as they have managed to destroy their water bottle by chewing through metal wire and throwing it from the wall to behind their log cabin. BAD LADIES!
Now I have to make a new one.
Any more interesting catagories (such as most Piss Consumption of 2008, or most hair removed with a single use of my crazy hair removal cream shampoo concoction) then please suggest them with some nominees.
Will update more this week as I'm not hungover.
xoxo
Mrs Superhans