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dear santa,
for christmas i want rush limbaugh to either: have embarrassing cross-dressing photos leaked that were taken in an oxycontin induced haze or have him be kidnapped, hogtied and have his body thrown into the gulf of mexico only to have his femur bone wash up on cuba's shores.
i know i've been sort of bad this year, but i think if you did do this it would be for the collective good of humanity.
being a good girl, I've attached a reason why.
"Will Americans want to watch a woman get older before their eyes on a daily basis?" AND "(when men age they look)more authoritative, accomplished and distinguished".
love (and cookies)
cara
for christmas i want rush limbaugh to either: have embarrassing cross-dressing photos leaked that were taken in an oxycontin induced haze or have him be kidnapped, hogtied and have his body thrown into the gulf of mexico only to have his femur bone wash up on cuba's shores.
i know i've been sort of bad this year, but i think if you did do this it would be for the collective good of humanity.
being a good girl, I've attached a reason why.
"Will Americans want to watch a woman get older before their eyes on a daily basis?" AND "(when men age they look)more authoritative, accomplished and distinguished".
love (and cookies)
cara