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If I were a month, I'd be: October
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday afteroon.
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 3 am & naked.
If I were a planet, I'd be: pluto
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: whale, one of the big ones
If I were a direction, I'd be: north
If I were a sin, I'd be: Lust! broken vows or something.
If I were a famous person, I'd be: Hiding from he paparazi.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Water.
If I were a tree, I'd be: An umbrella tree.
If I were a bird, I'd be: crow.
If I were a tool, I'd be: A drill. Then I'd walk around saying 'hey, wanna drill?'
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: rose.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Novemeber Rain.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: neptune
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a lone voice
If I were an animal, I'd be: a bear.
If I were a color, I'd be: blue.
If I were an emotion, I'd be: determination.
If I were an element, I'd be: water
If I were a car, I'd be: Toyota Tacoma.
If I were a song, I'd be: Betterman - Pearl Jam.
If I were a movie, I'd be: High Fidelity
If I were a book, I'd be: Rita Hayworth & the Shawshank redemtion
If I were a food, I'd be: pizza or a clubhouse.
If I were a place, I'd be: Broadcove Marsh Rd..
If I were a material, I'd be: Cotton.
If I were a taste, I'd be: something sweet.
If I were a scent, I'd be: Cold air on a frost melting morning
If I were a word, I'd be: Toupee Ham
If I were a body part, I'd be: Shoulders.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: Indifferent.
f I were a subject in school, I'd be: Sex Ed.
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Fog Horn Leg Horn.
If I were a shape, I'd be: Rectangle.
If I were a number, I'd be: 12.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday afteroon.
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 3 am & naked.
If I were a planet, I'd be: pluto
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: whale, one of the big ones
If I were a direction, I'd be: north
If I were a sin, I'd be: Lust! broken vows or something.
If I were a famous person, I'd be: Hiding from he paparazi.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Water.
If I were a tree, I'd be: An umbrella tree.
If I were a bird, I'd be: crow.
If I were a tool, I'd be: A drill. Then I'd walk around saying 'hey, wanna drill?'
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: rose.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Novemeber Rain.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: neptune
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a lone voice
If I were an animal, I'd be: a bear.
If I were a color, I'd be: blue.
If I were an emotion, I'd be: determination.
If I were an element, I'd be: water
If I were a car, I'd be: Toyota Tacoma.
If I were a song, I'd be: Betterman - Pearl Jam.
If I were a movie, I'd be: High Fidelity
If I were a book, I'd be: Rita Hayworth & the Shawshank redemtion
If I were a food, I'd be: pizza or a clubhouse.
If I were a place, I'd be: Broadcove Marsh Rd..
If I were a material, I'd be: Cotton.
If I were a taste, I'd be: something sweet.
If I were a scent, I'd be: Cold air on a frost melting morning
If I were a word, I'd be: Toupee Ham
If I were a body part, I'd be: Shoulders.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: Indifferent.
f I were a subject in school, I'd be: Sex Ed.
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Fog Horn Leg Horn.
If I were a shape, I'd be: Rectangle.
If I were a number, I'd be: 12.