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NYC = WTF
but
NYC = LOVE.
Basically, NYC is a city of strange, unusual yet wonderful things.
Religion WTF.
We get off the train, in the underground platform, and make our way up. A lady handing out brochures sees me, then fucking stalks me for like three blocks until I would take the damn brochure she was handing out. It's a brochure on religion. As she hands it to me, she says "There might be some hope for your soul yet! I'll save you from eternal hell, don't worry!" She then goes back in the direction of the train station.
Going Commando FTW.
A woman in her early/mid-twenties wearing a just-above-the-knee dress walks on a grate. Wtf she was thinking, I have no idea. But a train goes by underneath, and her dress flies up, showing everything. And she was wearing nothing. The woman seriously just said "oops." before linking arms with her boyfriend and walking away.
Homeless? Ithinknot.
Still meandering along, we come across several of the homeless. One particularly portly man was waving a handmade sign saying he was hungry, and that his dog needed food as well. His dog had a Coach collar on, and he himself wore a healthy collection of what, from what I could tell, was real gold chains.
McDonalds? Seriously?
While passing by a McDonalds, there was an entire family standing by the doors screaming "MCDONALDS IS GOING TO KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. THEIR FOOD IS LACED, IT SECRETLY TRACKS YOU. WHEN YOU ARE ASLEEP THEY WILL COME AND STEAL FROM YOU. SAVE YOURSELVES."
DVDs FTW.
I love the collection of DVDs you can buy off the streets of New York. For only like $5, too XD Any movie you could possibly want, including those still in theatres. I, of course, bought Public Enemies.
Johnny Depp + Christian Bale + Gun Violence + Suits = amazing.I truely loved the movie XDD
Although poor John Dillinger. He's officially my new favorite criminal.
Relgious Stalker.
The same relgious lady is still handing out brochures when we return to the train platform. Not reconizing me, she attempts to hand me another brochure. I, again, refuse to take it. She, again, stalks me about the train station. Eventually, I turned to her and accepted the brochure. With her still watching, I dropped it into the recycling bin. Her expression made for the best moment ever.
but
NYC = LOVE.
Basically, NYC is a city of strange, unusual yet wonderful things.
Religion WTF.
We get off the train, in the underground platform, and make our way up. A lady handing out brochures sees me, then fucking stalks me for like three blocks until I would take the damn brochure she was handing out. It's a brochure on religion. As she hands it to me, she says "There might be some hope for your soul yet! I'll save you from eternal hell, don't worry!" She then goes back in the direction of the train station.
Going Commando FTW.
A woman in her early/mid-twenties wearing a just-above-the-knee dress walks on a grate. Wtf she was thinking, I have no idea. But a train goes by underneath, and her dress flies up, showing everything. And she was wearing nothing. The woman seriously just said "oops." before linking arms with her boyfriend and walking away.
Homeless? Ithinknot.
Still meandering along, we come across several of the homeless. One particularly portly man was waving a handmade sign saying he was hungry, and that his dog needed food as well. His dog had a Coach collar on, and he himself wore a healthy collection of what, from what I could tell, was real gold chains.
McDonalds? Seriously?
While passing by a McDonalds, there was an entire family standing by the doors screaming "MCDONALDS IS GOING TO KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. THEIR FOOD IS LACED, IT SECRETLY TRACKS YOU. WHEN YOU ARE ASLEEP THEY WILL COME AND STEAL FROM YOU. SAVE YOURSELVES."
DVDs FTW.
I love the collection of DVDs you can buy off the streets of New York. For only like $5, too XD Any movie you could possibly want, including those still in theatres. I, of course, bought Public Enemies.
Johnny Depp + Christian Bale + Gun Violence + Suits = amazing.I truely loved the movie XDD
Although poor John Dillinger. He's officially my new favorite criminal.
Relgious Stalker.
The same relgious lady is still handing out brochures when we return to the train platform. Not reconizing me, she attempts to hand me another brochure. I, again, refuse to take it. She, again, stalks me about the train station. Eventually, I turned to her and accepted the brochure. With her still watching, I dropped it into the recycling bin. Her expression made for the best moment ever.