By now Lucille was quite worried. Would owning a telephone mean she would have to put up with indecent messages constantly? Perhaps Cassandra would know.
"I am sorry to bother you again, but does it do this often? This telephone, is it only used for strange, obscene messages? Because I'm not sure I care to listen to them every day. Or do you think getting used to them is the best thing? Forget what I said about the kitchen knife. But... is this how courtship is done nowadays? Suggesting that one should take off items of clothing before even having a polite conversation? In that case I believe I prefer books."
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"... I'm sorry, but I have very little interest in your-- obscene dolls or their refractory periods."
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Are you and Obi-Wan having relationship troubles? Because I hear make-up sex is the best.
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"I am sorry to bother you again, but does it do this often? This telephone, is it only used for strange, obscene messages? Because I'm not sure I care to listen to them every day. Or do you think getting used to them is the best thing? Forget what I said about the kitchen knife. But... is this how courtship is done nowadays? Suggesting that one should take off items of clothing before even having a polite conversation? In that case I believe I prefer books."
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