I awake from a rediculous dream into my even more rediculous life
Knock Knock!
"Who could that be?" I wonder as I stumble out of bed towards the front door.
Still opening my eyes as wide as they can in order to rid of all the crusty winkers.
Its bright this morning. Every window and curtain is open deliberately as to blind me.
My family, including my grandparents who are down for a vist, are gathered around the television watching soap operas. This is what I wake to every morning. "Ridge I love you but your mother will never let us be together because I've married and had kids with all your brothers and father!! She even tried to kill my baby and I last night!!" Good wholesome family entertainment. It's more so educational television to warn its watchers about crazy people. The ironic thing is my family are out of thier minds nuts. Finally I make it to the door. I crack it open to see who it is. Before my eyes even open from a blink the door flies open and Bubba, my neighboor's dog, darts into my house like its on mission from hell! It must have been because this dog ,which is a pug 5 times as large as my chiuaua, knocks over my dog and races toward her dog bowl! Bubba gobbles up as much as he can in three seconds and races towards my dog's favorite bone where he snatches it up and flies out the front door! I slam the front door and pick up my dog shelby who's practically screaming. Out the window I see my neighbor chasing Bubba around the front yard. Just then a ripsaw goes off in my bathroom. I can hear tiles shattering. I forgot my dads remodeling my bathroom. Good Morning life!!
"Who could that be?" I wonder as I stumble out of bed towards the front door.
Still opening my eyes as wide as they can in order to rid of all the crusty winkers.
Its bright this morning. Every window and curtain is open deliberately as to blind me.
My family, including my grandparents who are down for a vist, are gathered around the television watching soap operas. This is what I wake to every morning. "Ridge I love you but your mother will never let us be together because I've married and had kids with all your brothers and father!! She even tried to kill my baby and I last night!!" Good wholesome family entertainment. It's more so educational television to warn its watchers about crazy people. The ironic thing is my family are out of thier minds nuts. Finally I make it to the door. I crack it open to see who it is. Before my eyes even open from a blink the door flies open and Bubba, my neighboor's dog, darts into my house like its on mission from hell! It must have been because this dog ,which is a pug 5 times as large as my chiuaua, knocks over my dog and races toward her dog bowl! Bubba gobbles up as much as he can in three seconds and races towards my dog's favorite bone where he snatches it up and flies out the front door! I slam the front door and pick up my dog shelby who's practically screaming. Out the window I see my neighbor chasing Bubba around the front yard. Just then a ripsaw goes off in my bathroom. I can hear tiles shattering. I forgot my dads remodeling my bathroom. Good Morning life!!