Feb 26, 2005 03:53
Then things I've done, that you probably haven't.
1. While working as a respiratory therapist, I accidentally fell in bed with a priest.
2. I used to go see Willie Nelson when he had short hair and wore a blue iridescent suit.
3. From my 2nd grade classroom, I walked about 1/2 mile to the store to buy bobby pins for my teacher so she could roll her hair.
4. In 1960 I was dumpster diver. I outfitted my playhouse with discarded items from my neighbors' trash.
5. I went to cosmetology school.
6. As a freshman in college, my major was Industrial Arts.
7. I once was attacked by a psychiatric client and it took 5 men to pull her off of me.
8. I am a member of the Professional Bull Riders fans association.
9. I got locked out of the dorms at Cambridge University in England and climbed a 12 foot, spiked fence to get in after curfew.
10.I married two men, both named Dan.