O.K. My friends are bigger dorks than I am. Here's the response I got when I admitted to finding C. Thomas Howell online:
"Good to see the old chap is doing well. Believe me, I know what you're going through...with the new season of "The Surreal Life" coming on, I googled my old favorite "Bronson Pinchot" of "Balki" from "Perfect Strangers" fame (ok, so I had a slight crush on him cause he reminded me of an old boyfriend, so what!?) Now THAT's bad. When you have nothing better to do with your pathetic life than make a web site dedicated to Balki, you know you've hit rock bottom. Check this little jewel:
Untitled 'and now--we do the dance of joy!!!!'
mmmuah"