Please don't start lecturing me on language, this is not the time. I've got back aches from hell, stretch marks that should never see the light of day and this doesn't hel--..... [insert the chorus to You Can't Always Get What You Want here]
Dude, I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be like a...horrid douchemonger jerk...He speaks French? Huh...maybe if I weren't pregnant and he were a little on the dweebi--Peter Piper Picked a Pack of Pickled Peppers...or...something like that.
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Please don't start lecturing me on language, this is not the time. I've got back aches from hell, stretch marks that should never see the light of day and this doesn't hel--.....
[insert the chorus to You Can't Always Get What You Want here]
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Blows for you too...
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No shit, Sherlock...
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Is this the first one you've gotten?
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No, I've been hit by a couple of other viruses before..this is just..new levels of invasive.
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