because I forgot to post haikus lol but I may do something like this to my other faves
Note: still including WYF, two prompts (or possible fic lines per pairing which the one mentioned in the cut is the speaker). XD
Another Note: Some pairings might sound hilarious and continuation might be probably tomorrow or later OTL
XiuHan:
"We live in different worlds Luhan. I can't go with you."
XiuRis:
"Nobody will know that we went here in this vacation house. Now tell me everything that happened."
XiuHo:
" I challenge you to a battle! I will win that water badge Gym leader Suho."
XiuLay:
"Why do you still care about me? After all that I did to you, I don't deserve your concern."
XiuBaek:
"Good Dog. Now try catching this."
XiuChen:
"Don't leave my side. You're the only one I trust."
XiuYeol:
"Do you want to help the elderly? Do grab my bags then."
XiuSoo:
" We try to be cute while we kick your ass. That is our duo's mantra."
XiuTao:
"Stay safe ok? I'll buy the medicine you need."
XiuKai:
"Loosen up Mister. Smile a bit."
XiuHun:
"I didn't kill him for you. He did bizarre things that made me kill him"
LuMin:
" Accept my love before I kill all of your friends. I'm serious."
LuRis:
"I am the real boss. Not you coward."
LuHo:
" I don't want you to marry the daughter of the rival company. Marry me instead."
LuLay:
" From childhood till now, I will always take care of you. Please remember that Yixing."
LuBaek:
" Let's Run Away to our peaceful retreat. Help me escape from the haters."
LuChen:
"We should not disappoint them. We are made to impress everyone with our duets."
LuYeol:
"I don't care about your height. I still look better than you, idiot."
LuDo:
"What does it feel to lose your reputation? That is your payment for doing nasty things to me."
LuTao:
"Nobody will learn of this room. We are the owners of this little paradise."
LuKai:
" Remember this, newcomer. We extremely sparkle to blind foes."
LuHun:
" You are the best that I can have. I have no regrets."
KrisMin:
"Minseok, I'm hungry. Please feed me, maybe?"
KrisHan:
"Why are you showing your other side to me? Do you need something from me?"
KrisHo:
"I'm tired from you dictating me. I'm a person too, you know."
KrisLay:
" We will get over this. We will meet again in time."
KrisBaek:
"Thank you for being the last one out. Even though I just let you down."
KrisChen:
"Take this magical ring. I might get hunted in my journey."
KrisYeol:
"We always tower over our girlfriends. Can I have you instead?"
KrisSoo:
" You scared me. You were standing behind me all along?"
KrisTao:
"I care about you. I still do."
KrisKai:
"You need to grow more to step on my level. Grow more skills too."
KrisHun:
" I was like you when I was younger. Youthful and naive."
SuMin:
"I can't take this anymore. Xiumin, take over."
SuHan:
"I will discipline you,You naughty a-hole.You are supposed to be only mine."
SuRis:
"The others are asleep. Let's do this."
SuLay:
"I won't let you go. Whatever they say, you are my number one."
SuBaek:
"Shut up, Baekhyun. But if you want my lips to shut that mouth, I will like that too."
SuChen:
" Why can you understand me? Are you someone special?"
SuYeol:
"Stop mocking me! You are embarrassing me too."
SuSoo:
"Did you always liked kids? I did not like them actually, until one time."
SuTao:
"Cry all you want, Tao. No one will judge you while i'm comforting you."
SuKai:
"If you make me dance, I will treat you with passion. If not, nevermind my offer."
SuHun:
"Set yourself straight Sehun. We rely on you."
LayMin:
"Rest up. You overworked yourself again hyung."
LayHan:
"Love you to the moon and back bae. Is it a good caption to this Instagram photo, Luhan?"
LayRis:
"After all this years of denying, i still like you. You really went through the trouble to know that fact?"
LayHo:
" Stay calm and close your eyes. We're about to go a special place."
LayBaek:
" I will look forward to our sleepover. It will be a blast I can feel it."
LayChen:
"Ai is love. Write that character on the paper and feel it."
LayYeol:
"That chord progression is great. We need to write the lyrics for it."
LaySoo:
"I am the real iron chef . I challenge you impostor to a duel!"
LayTao:
"Stay calm. I will carry you to the hospital."
LayKai:
" I can't defeat you. The good thing is, I can step up my craft once more."
LayHun:
" I have been treating you ice cream for three days straight. So no Sehun, I won't treat you anymore."
BaekMin:
"I'm sorry. I will clean up more."
BaekHan:
"We should join a cross-dressing pageant sometime. I need to know who is prettier as a girl."
BaekRis:
"Can you notice me? I became better for you."
BaekHo:
"I don't care if I bring in trouble. I need to prove everyone wrong."
BaekXing:
" Hugging you is the best. It gave me the sense of security."
BaekChen:
"Let's go higher. Promise I won't crack."
BaekYeol:
"There is still an us. I can assure that."
BaekSoo:
"I may hate you, but I know you have a reason why you are stalking me. I just want my peace, ok?"
BaekTao:
"Here, have more beef. You deserve it."
BaekKai:
"Wake up, slacker. We still need to go to SM for practice."
BaekHun:
"I had enough Sehun. I can't keep up with you despite my steady stamina."