3 cheers to the bastard king!

[mydogfarted]

so i went to work today, and when i get there, they tell me the activity was canceled yesterday. no one even bothered to call me, and tell me this. so as i start driving back home, i get pulled over by a cop, and he was generous enough to give me a $191.00 ticket. even after i told him that i got laid off work, and that it was impossible for me to

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[winkoutloud]

wait...what????...you lost your job?

[mydogfarted]

no. that was just a lame excuse i tried to use

[winkoutloud]

oh, well ya got me.

[mydogfarted]

you best step back, cuz imma kill, imma kill.

[winkoutloud]

i don't doubt it you crazy bitch.