Notes from Panera
Lauren's Twelve-Step Program to Writing Long Papers:
1) Re-read what exists of div III/thesis. Hate it, and self for writing such crap.
2)Write another couple of paragraphs
3)Count how many lines to go before the next page
4) Check email
5) Stalk people via facebook and myspace (appreciate that you don't need a myspace account to see other people's profiles)
6) Check email again.
7) Once more.
8) Look at the away message of everyone on buddy list, while simultaenously hoping that a friend magically appears as a method of distraction.
9) Write elaborate away message.
10) Eat more pretzels.
11) Play snood. Fail.
12) Cry on the inside, then go to #1
1) Re-read what exists of div III/thesis. Hate it, and self for writing such crap.
2)Write another couple of paragraphs
3)Count how many lines to go before the next page
4) Check email
5) Stalk people via facebook and myspace (appreciate that you don't need a myspace account to see other people's profiles)
6) Check email again.
7) Once more.
8) Look at the away message of everyone on buddy list, while simultaenously hoping that a friend magically appears as a method of distraction.
9) Write elaborate away message.
10) Eat more pretzels.
11) Play snood. Fail.
12) Cry on the inside, then go to #1