Stemmin' the Rose
So, I think I'm sick. Maybe??? I don't really get sick very often, so sometimes I wonder if my definition of "sick" is the same as everyone else's. I'm really lazy, and if everyone else's definition of "sick" is a lot lower than mine, than I've been working a whole hell of a lot more than I have to. But I digress. I think I'm sick because I keep getting this minor headaches that last all day, and when I turn my head really fast, I get dizzy. And right now I've got--as Pooh would say--"a rumbly in my tumbly."
So I saw Bareback Mountain tonight with Murray, Raker, and Davenamy. It was good. And I cried a bit. But it certainly didn't change my life. I just don't think I'm into the same type movies that The Academy of Motion Pictures' Arts and Sciences are into. But still, good. Heath did a good job.
But hey, the credits had two of my favorite guys--Willie and Rufus!
However, the highlight of the night was the chaos that was getting tickets and concessions. Amy, Murray and Raker went on to get seats, while David and me got drinks. First off, the line didn't seem to be moving at all. Then some teenager behind the counter screams: "THE DOWNSTAIRS CONCESSION IS STOCKED AND THERE ARE NO LINES!!!" We were just about to follow the stampede downstairs, when we see that if we stay, we'll be second in line. So now we're behind a gay couple that's just standing at what seems an empty register. However, it has a total on it. But no employee and they're just standing there. Finally a lady comes up with a bag of popcorn. She--Michelle--sends them on their way, and then proceeds to HACK AND COUGH VIOLENTLY towards the floor. We saw her head and then she immediately bent over and all we could see was her left hand on the counter and all we could hear was her deafening wretching. Thankfully, she didn't cough into our food, but seriously. Then David made the mistake of ordering a large ANYTHING, because seriously it was the length of his torso, for Christ's sake!!! Then she took so long to get my popcorn because they--or at least from what I could decipher--were making popcorn by the bag!!! Finally we got our food and missed the first five minutes of the film. But we didn't miss spit-lubed drunken fucking, not to worry.
But the hacking!!! ...seriously!
~"BLEEEEEEEEEAUGH BLUUUUUUUUUGH BLAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHH!" Damon
PS: Here's a fun trailer, from Zach.
So I saw Bareback Mountain tonight with Murray, Raker, and Davenamy. It was good. And I cried a bit. But it certainly didn't change my life. I just don't think I'm into the same type movies that The Academy of Motion Pictures' Arts and Sciences are into. But still, good. Heath did a good job.
But hey, the credits had two of my favorite guys--Willie and Rufus!
However, the highlight of the night was the chaos that was getting tickets and concessions. Amy, Murray and Raker went on to get seats, while David and me got drinks. First off, the line didn't seem to be moving at all. Then some teenager behind the counter screams: "THE DOWNSTAIRS CONCESSION IS STOCKED AND THERE ARE NO LINES!!!" We were just about to follow the stampede downstairs, when we see that if we stay, we'll be second in line. So now we're behind a gay couple that's just standing at what seems an empty register. However, it has a total on it. But no employee and they're just standing there. Finally a lady comes up with a bag of popcorn. She--Michelle--sends them on their way, and then proceeds to HACK AND COUGH VIOLENTLY towards the floor. We saw her head and then she immediately bent over and all we could see was her left hand on the counter and all we could hear was her deafening wretching. Thankfully, she didn't cough into our food, but seriously. Then David made the mistake of ordering a large ANYTHING, because seriously it was the length of his torso, for Christ's sake!!! Then she took so long to get my popcorn because they--or at least from what I could decipher--were making popcorn by the bag!!! Finally we got our food and missed the first five minutes of the film. But we didn't miss spit-lubed drunken fucking, not to worry.
But the hacking!!! ...seriously!
~"BLEEEEEEEEEAUGH BLUUUUUUUUUGH BLAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHH!" Damon
PS: Here's a fun trailer, from Zach.