Where's Your Messiah Now, Trinity Music Shitty?
I forgot to mention something when Bethany and Jeff were here. We were heading to It's Showtime Video here in Goodlettsville and I was saying:
Me: "It's run by Christians, so sometimes they don't have really good movies."
Jeff: "Is it like Family Video in Arizona? They have edited versions of films."
Bethany: "Like what?"
Jeff: "I don't know, like, Titanic without the tits."
Bethany: "Then it would just be Anic, wouldn't it?"
It was the one of the cleverest impromptu things I'd heard in a forever.
On Tuesday, I went to Trinity Music City (dubbed "Trinity Music Shitty") with Raker, for a project for some religions class. It is run by:
Paul (alleged homosexual) and
Jan (alleged drag queen) Crouch. Aren't they precious?
With that in mind, though, it was a humungo disappointment. Snooze! There were a few theaters, there was access to the late Conway Twitty's house (they bought out his Twitty City, you see, when he died in 1993) where Raker and I saw a young gay man. "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey," he said. What the fuck was he doing there??? Then again, what were we doing there???
However I did get a shot underneath a barebackin' Jesus at his second coming. Too hottt? Raker'll have to update that photo soon.
Also, I fell asleep during a shitastic film about the evangelism of Paul of Tarsus. Whoops!
Ben's been busy this week with school and work, but, I've been asked for "deets" as it were so here's some trivia!
- He's a barista.
- He's a classically trained pianist and played pieces from The Marriage of Figaro at his last recital.
- He sings bass.
- He's a smidge shorter than me.
- He has dark brown hair, tan (but not orange) skin.
- He's self-deprecating, yet wears vanity alterna-glasses.
- He doesn't know who Rufus Wainwright is.
- He does a creepily accurate Elmo impression.
- He knows most of the words to the Animaniacs' songs "Yakko's World" and "Wakko Sings the States and Their Capitals."
That's it for now, bitches! Aaaaaaaboo you and me.
I still want to see Chicken Little. Is that wrong?
~Barebackin' Damon at the Second Coming