Very Important, Urgent Papers!!!
Apparently, from my talks during shipment at work, I'm the only person over the age of 18 that watches Beauty and the Geek on the WB. But I STILL want to talk about it! Richard [the Jew] and Megan [the sweet-ish type girl] lost. Jason and I were L-I-V-I-D!!! Instead Craig [the forty year-old] and Caitilin [pronounced KY-til-in] won. I'll see them in Hell.
Today, Jason went grocery shopping! Do you know what that means??? New InTouch Weekly day!!! I think its very much replacing The Weekly World News as the most ludicrous publication in America. This week we learned that Ashlee is stealing Jessica's style, Katie's dad does not like Scientology, and that Jesse loves fruit drinks.
They had a whole article on Jesse "Jailbait" McCartney, where I learned that, technically, he's not jailbait (but he has the build of a 15 year old, so it's still creepy [but not nearly creepy enough]) and that InTouch has the shittiest staff on Earth. Of all the things they could have quoted Jesse as saying, they chose: "There's just so much fruit in my drink!"
From the looks of things, there sure is, Jesse. There sure is. Oh, and, yes, BacchianRevelry, I brought this up solely for spite.
I think I'm going to buy a CD of Scott Joplin. I think I like him, despite me raggin' on him all the time. Buh dum ching!
So the 'rentaroos got back from San Francisco yesterday. And of all the times to go to San Fran, my conservative Christian parents ended up going...when?! Of course, Pride Week. I know what you're thinking, and, yes, they did share a hotel with the bike dykes. Oh, and dad sucked off a 60 year-old bear. *hic* No, he-- *burp* --he didn't!!! ... ... ... ...blllllllleaarrrgh!!!
~Sorry He Brought it Up Damon