The Hurricane Party that Wasn't

[mycrust]

About that homemade "Inner Beauty" hot sauce I mentioned last time: I made it when Tropical Storm (erstwhile Hurricane) Earl was threatening the New England coast. It was a spate of typical food insanity from me, where I have barely repressed desires to do a lot of overly complicated cooking, but I need some trivial and largely meaningless excuse

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[starofpersia]

You reminded me of my ex "Chef Dexter" (so nicknamed for being a Cordon Bleu trained sociopath) who insisted on making his own butter and mayonnaise and was basically really annoying in the kitchen though he cooked delicious stuff. But yeah, Pina Colada overkill, Maik! I probably would have just dropped a bunch of dollars at Trader Vic's instead.

I think you could probably just throw whole seedless watermelon in a blender ala Ron Ron Juice and it would still be hella tasty (and I like a little texture).

Dude, at least KC eats seafood? Aaron didn't even do that, and thinks mac n' cheese is haute cuisine. I don't think I'll ever attempt a committed relationship with a vegetarian ever again.

At any rate I am looking forward to eating meat and cooking things with you when you move here! I need more collaborative foodie friends who are not psycho!

[mycrust]

I'm not guaranteeing I'm not psycho, but we will definitely have some cooking adventures, either meat- or pastry-based. Maybe I should start a "Meat or Pastry?" blog.

[starofpersia]

As long as we don't bone and you don't steal stuff from me or post my naked photos online, the psychoness is non problematic.

Did you ever read Dame D'Arcy's comic Meatcake?

Also I think we should bake french apple pussy cupcakes (there's a pic on my fetlife.)

[starofpersia]

sorry that was me! Not anonymous.

[perfectbound]

God help you if you ever get really into tamales.

[mycrust]

Good point.

[yagagriswold]

Well, at least this explains why I never got that Pina Colada you promised me.

[mycrust]

Did Seb manage to convince you that Drink might be an interesting destination? I bet they'd make a good one.

[ephemeraltoast]

in an ideal world, your protein would be VEGAN JERK GOAT

no I don't know what makes it vegan goat instead of vegan anything else, I only know they serve it in booths at every carribbean street fair and it is delicious as hell

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