A very complete list of death statistics. In 2002, 40 people died from exposure to hot tap-water..that's 40 more than from radiation exposure, 8 times as many than from fireworks discharge, 4 times as many than from venomous spiders, and 9 more than from earthquakes. That has to be a fun story for those 40 people in the afterlife..
So, how'd you die?
Pfft, chainsaw juggling accident. You?
Well...there was this teakettle...